Kerry's Birthday, Forum Anniversaries

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KERRY!!

Norma shamelessly celebrates her one year anniversary as a forum member. Kerry gets Richard Simmons for her birthday. The Night Before Easter Cookies. The forum locked out MP for her anniversary, so she jumps into party at a year and a day. She gives Kerry a singing birthday tsking. Children lie around after waking up, waiting to be attended to.

The Whole Forum Was Down On It's Anniversary???

Abby's alfalfa is starting to sprout!! She adds her real info to her signature. Alfalfa himself.

A conversion calculator to understand worldly goings-on in Metric or U.S. units:

http://www.peters1.dk/webtools/conversion.php

Books you shouldn't buy you kids for Christmas:

www.onmylist.com/category/book/Books_You_Probably_Shouldnt_Buy_Your_Kids_This_Christmas_1

Melbgirl makes her phone calls except one. She successfully delegates declutter to the kids. Nyx hates going to the doctor, but she believes in wOOting the new page.

Pavlov's Dog (see post #51283)

A just-in-time Happy Birthday to Kerry. Drenched cat. Melbgirl procrastinated on the last phone call, but the friend calls her instead. It turns into a playtime visit. YAY!! Jo lurks other forum. [Editor's note: ¿Cómo se dice "lurker" en Español?]

Nyx goes to bed, Melbgirl leaves to make playtime happen, FCB studies.

Lurkers are tying up the server, allowing Evolv-O-Posts.


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Keeping up with the Shameless Thread.

Karen got an MP3 player for her birthday and needs some flying music. Any suggestions?

Sharra does not recommend Nirvana.

We are not amused when the website freezes up for 24 hours or so. Norma says "Abby, not sure if you noticed but at one point while we were off line you were the number one poster in the days top 20 with 1 post which was 100% of the days posts. lolol"

POM makes an appearance. She admits to being a recent lurker, but has a new de-cluttering thread in FF.

SUGAR HIIIIIGHS.

BZ thanks everyone for the support.

Sharra gets bad news. We are so sorry to hear of her loss.

Fist fight at Karen's on Easter.

Abby eats lentil burgers. Ugh. Her Canadians beat our Canadians. Gordon Lightfoot and Billy Bob Thornton have issues.

Sharra makes roast duck for dinner.

Cathie tries to look busy so dh won't be on to her.

Norma enjoyed date night at a new Italian restaurant. No dessert - too full.

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Keeping timely on the Shamelessness 2556

The Yetis are doing the Stomp. Misty is up and moving around better since they took the staples out. The baby's hearing is fine -- passed with "FLYing" colors, no doubt. Kerry and DS go to the park then color eggs. Sharra's Easter placemats. Abby's heading to WalMart. No one has said anything mean to her in two days.

More Happy Birthdays for Karen. Teenagers. Kristi and DS check out the new neighborhood. Weepy about moving and hoping for free neighborhood WiFi. MP has hectic and sad reality time. Then her DD pukes during bathtime.

Teenagers. Kristi needs flowers for the new place! [Editor's note: If we send her some, maybe she'll let us swim in the pool.] Karen collects real-life Happy Birthday wishes and gifts. Abby gets lettuce and alfalfa spout seeds, dog treats, etc., but needs on-line shopping time.

Melbgirl, Vice President of Futurama, prepares a dish for Easter (literally and figuratively).

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAREN!!!!


Desmond rocks.

We tried to gross out BZ.

We revived the TMI thread.

Elljo (Ellen?) and Nyx (another Kerry) are newbies to shamelessness.
Adrienne has returned.
Rudegurl (Georgia) thinks our thread is funny and wants us to "form up like VOLTRON and run this muther!!!" She is warned that the thread is addicting.

Misty is sleep deprived.

Family Guy is bad, in a good way.

Melbgirl has hot crossed buns.

BZ has the sad.
Abby has a screechy computer.
BZ has a guard cat.

Things I Have Learned Today

by Noco

Don't go shopping for Easter candy when I am really, really hungry. It's pretty ugly! tongue.gif

Pleasantly plump Barbie ate my 1000 calorie Midnight Truffle Blizzard from Dairy Queen.

Aren't you wondering why I was thinking about you while in Bristol where the people are sharp as a pistol?

Noco leave shamelessness behind (and a slew of candy wrappers!)

Toilets, RL babes & mean weather

Kkenlo's parents celebrate 63 years of marriage. Queens and presidents will send recognitions for such feats. kkenlo posts a mess of lolcats. Sassyshell has nothing to do. Snowbirds lament their snowy predicament and sassyshell wants some (snow, not predicament). Kkenlo expresses snow woes in inches and centimeters. Sharra wants to spend money but doesn’t need anything. Bathroom vocab lessons. Lost. Kkenlo subs. Flower and trees; Burger King and Mel Gibson. Misty took a nap and gets the evil eye from her parakeets.


Melbgirl gives a toilet talk lesson. Kerry learns well. Kristi not: “So you pee in the toilet and take a shower in the toilet?!?! LOL” Kristi likes Nuggen’s boobies. Kerry hits 5.000 posts. Efcsmom drops in “laughing my arse off.”


The sad side of reproduction. Melbgirl buys some land, will build a house and learn how to cook properly. Kkenlo is not impressed with the Rubba Scrubba. Sassyshell runs the a/c. FCB too tired to be shameless. Renae brings a darling sleeping puppy for the shameless posters to marvel at.


Elijo3 pops in to say good morning. So does buttonnose. More snow. Renae brings in a waving kitty. BZmom advises her DH’s Grandma passed away. She receives heartfelt condolences.


Kristi is super shameless x 36. Nuggen is po’d because mass moved two hours away. BZmom is shameless but can’t catch up to Kristi. Abby tries and is disappointed. Melbgirl tries. Kristi wins.


Sharra had “a DH and a bottle of wine.” Abby and Sharra abandon the shamelessnessers for RL ironing and Renae goes skating.


Kerry’s MIL has a tumor and receives wishes for a speedy recovery from surgery. Kerry’s DS takes his first karate lesson.


Misty says, “How can one man get a pair of white pants so dirty?” Norma flies by. Kristi is packing up to move. It rains on Misty and Nuggen. Dora looks like a whore. Lady_Mist drops in. Nae_in_AK get erupted by a volcano.


The weather people mess up nojomomma’s snow report. Renae gets a blizzard and hates it. FCB keeps up the lurker to member ratios and gets hailed on. Only a few people are posting only a few posts.


Noco lurked. Kristi is amazed by Melbgirl’s potential 5-living room house. More talk about Melbgirl’s house. More Australian language lessons. Kristi is on a w00t roll. Teapot/kettle. White tile and grout. Peroxide and gums.


Jo has a bubba birthday party. Sharra’s always hauling kids to and from school. Norma loves small appliances. Sharra’s kids mess their rooms. Nuns in miniskirts. Kerry’s bored. Kerry researches hydrogen peroxide. Her MIL is out of surgery and is recovering well.


”Things I Have Learned Today

by Noco

The dryer only dries the clothes when I remember to turn it on.”


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Bread Recipe, before it Gets Buried in Shamelessness

Jo's Granny's Bread Recipe

2 C. hot water (warm to touch)
2 pks yeast (4 1/2 tsp)

Mix, let set about 10 min or so.

Add:
2/3 C sugar (or honey or molasses or any combo of)
2 tsp salt
2 eggs
2 C flour (I use 1 C each white and whole wheat or rye or 2 C white)

let rise till doubled.

Then add:

1/2 C oil
2 C flour (I use 1/2 C white and 1/2 C wheat plus 1 cup of oatmeal - or 1 C white and 1 C wheat or rye - or 2 C white)

let rise till doubled.

Then add 1 C more flour (or same combo 1/2 and 1/2)

Shape loaves and let rise till doubled. (Split top with knife and pour on butter if desired.)

Bake at 350 till done. (Brown on top and kinda hollow sounding.)


I bet you could add all the flour, let rise and then shape and let rise again before you bake it. This is just the way Granny did it, so it is tradition.

A nice religious discussion before bedtime. God isn't handing out money.

Blue-footed boobies sure are cute.

Pics - Sawyer. lolcat in a sweater. Mr. Rogers. Jessica Simpson. Dysfunctioanal families. Connery. Keely Shaye Smith is good enough for Pierce Brosnan.

James Bond. Skinny Hollywood women = bad role models.

Addition to Kerry's Aussie dictionary - Dunny = bathroom.

Be embarassed for middle aged women who still want to have David Cassidy's baby.

Morgy sleeps a loooong time in her new bed.

Karen should watch Lost online.

Happy 63rd anniversary to Karen's parents!

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