An old-fashioned Shameless and 1000 Club party occurred recently. Thanks to Jo and with encouragement from BZ, we awoke the next morning with Hoff's version of Hooked on a Feeling in our heads. I believe Jo referred to it as a Hoff Hangover.
Morgy introduced us to her new pet - Mr. Chewey.
FlyCat tries to lure lurkers into shamelessness with the fine art posted below.
Sharra considered staking her dh while watching Dracula.
Karen posted a pic of a really good looking male model and a really weird and perverse set of urinals.
MP is in the third row!!!
Cathie had a true SHE moment, but at least the CDs made it out okay.
Kerry Nyx is a good girl....'cept when she's bad.
Cookie Theme. And Milk. And pampered cows wearing lipstick. Hmm. Thong cookies - interesting. Oh, I see - BUTTer cookies.
Kerry Nyx made cookies at the expense of an unburned pinkie.
Jen's cows wear lipstick.
FC2.5 nominated for club troubadour.
Sharra had a rough day. Give her hugs. She tells us what she made for dinner. OVER and OVER and OVER again.
FC2.5 tries to get the site up to 400,000 posts, even though it means staying online until around 3 am. She cheats a lot and talks to herself for pages and pages and even disses the Hoff. She knows we're tired of her, so she offers us coffee.
About this extremely long bout of Shamelessness she states "I can't say I'm pleased, but I can't say I'm sorry either."
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Rebus: Shamelessly Cornered
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400,000
"Our members have made a total of 400,000 posts
(Making this post number 400,001. Onward to half a million!)"
"HOORAY!!
I know I got it. No other posts were in contention for 400,000.
the shameless post here thread to raise your number!
Today, 03:05 AM
Last post by: FlyCat 2.5
Plan of Attack 2
Today, 03:01 AM
Last post by: Inger
Sunny Sunday??
Today, 03:00 AM
Last post by: Jilly 101"
Sunday, September 27, 2009
FlyCat 2.5's Untitled, but Shameless Work
Once upon a time,
there was a magical word
that brought smiles to the faces
of all those who heard.
They danced with such glee
at the magical sound,
they would sing, they would twirl,
they would leap, they would bound.
But shame fell upon them.
They wept and they cried.
They sobbed and they moped.
They grieved and they sighed.
What could they do now?
They huddled and said,
"w00t! What we need
is a Shamelessness Thread!
So they sheared all the sheep,
And they got out the spindle.
They worked day and night
to remake and rekindle
the joy they had known
before shame came to town.
They spun a Fine Thread
And they beat the shame down.
So Sing! All you Shameless Ones!
Dance through the land!
Make lots of noise,
And wave both your hands!
Where ever you go,
What ever you do,
Be just as Shameless
As Shameless can do!
there was a magical word
that brought smiles to the faces
of all those who heard.
They danced with such glee
at the magical sound,
they would sing, they would twirl,
they would leap, they would bound.
But shame fell upon them.
They wept and they cried.
They sobbed and they moped.
They grieved and they sighed.
What could they do now?
They huddled and said,
"w00t! What we need
is a Shamelessness Thread!
So they sheared all the sheep,
And they got out the spindle.
They worked day and night
to remake and rekindle
the joy they had known
before shame came to town.
They spun a Fine Thread
And they beat the shame down.
So Sing! All you Shameless Ones!
Dance through the land!
Make lots of noise,
And wave both your hands!
Where ever you go,
What ever you do,
Be just as Shameless
As Shameless can do!
Monday, July 20, 2009
About a dozen pages of drivel.
Dirty double-clickers.
A sing-along with featuring "You've Lost that Loving Feeling."
w00t thieves.
FCB could catch up to Sharra, but she isn't willing to put forth the effort and Sharra won't go to bed.
Kristi has access to the internet and has returned with a vengeance.
FCB tries to lure lurkers out of hiding. She also made 105 posts in two hours. WTG!
Norma is in a fine mood even w/o a vehicle.
Karen managed to sleep in AND be productive, while 3RingJen and I have had some lazy days.
What happened to Pep Rallies? What's next for FCB's education? Did she run out of the house at midnight to get a donut? These are the the questions that may be answered in our next episode.
Dirty double-clickers.
A sing-along with featuring "You've Lost that Loving Feeling."
w00t thieves.
FCB could catch up to Sharra, but she isn't willing to put forth the effort and Sharra won't go to bed.
Kristi has access to the internet and has returned with a vengeance.
FCB tries to lure lurkers out of hiding. She also made 105 posts in two hours. WTG!
Norma is in a fine mood even w/o a vehicle.
Karen managed to sleep in AND be productive, while 3RingJen and I have had some lazy days.
What happened to Pep Rallies? What's next for FCB's education? Did she run out of the house at midnight to get a donut? These are the the questions that may be answered in our next episode.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
Kerry's Birthday, Forum Anniversaries
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KERRY!!
Norma shamelessly celebrates her one year anniversary as a forum member. Kerry gets Richard Simmons for her birthday. The Night Before Easter Cookies. The forum locked out MP for her anniversary, so she jumps into party at a year and a day. She gives Kerry a singing birthday tsking. Children lie around after waking up, waiting to be attended to.
The Whole Forum Was Down On It's Anniversary???
Abby's alfalfa is starting to sprout!! She adds her real info to her signature. Alfalfa himself.
A conversion calculator to understand worldly goings-on in Metric or U.S. units:
http://www.peters1.dk/webtools/conversion.php
Books you shouldn't buy you kids for Christmas:
www.onmylist.com/category/book/Books_You_Probably_Shouldnt_Buy_Your_Kids_This_Christmas_1
Melbgirl makes her phone calls except one. She successfully delegates declutter to the kids. Nyx hates going to the doctor, but she believes in wOOting the new page.
Pavlov's Dog (see post #51283)
A just-in-time Happy Birthday to Kerry. Drenched cat. Melbgirl procrastinated on the last phone call, but the friend calls her instead. It turns into a playtime visit. YAY!! Jo lurks other forum. [Editor's note: ¿Cómo se dice "lurker" en Español?]
Nyx goes to bed, Melbgirl leaves to make playtime happen, FCB studies.
Lurkers are tying up the server, allowing Evolv-O-Posts.
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Norma shamelessly celebrates her one year anniversary as a forum member. Kerry gets Richard Simmons for her birthday. The Night Before Easter Cookies. The forum locked out MP for her anniversary, so she jumps into party at a year and a day. She gives Kerry a singing birthday tsking. Children lie around after waking up, waiting to be attended to.
The Whole Forum Was Down On It's Anniversary???
Abby's alfalfa is starting to sprout!! She adds her real info to her signature. Alfalfa himself.
A conversion calculator to understand worldly goings-on in Metric or U.S. units:
http://www.peters1.dk/webtools/conversion.php
Books you shouldn't buy you kids for Christmas:
www.onmylist.com/category/book/Books_You_Probably_Shouldnt_Buy_Your_Kids_This_Christmas_1
Melbgirl makes her phone calls except one. She successfully delegates declutter to the kids. Nyx hates going to the doctor, but she believes in wOOting the new page.
Pavlov's Dog (see post #51283)
A just-in-time Happy Birthday to Kerry. Drenched cat. Melbgirl procrastinated on the last phone call, but the friend calls her instead. It turns into a playtime visit. YAY!! Jo lurks other forum. [Editor's note: ¿Cómo se dice "lurker" en Español?]
Nyx goes to bed, Melbgirl leaves to make playtime happen, FCB studies.
Lurkers are tying up the server, allowing Evolv-O-Posts.
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Sunday, April 12, 2009
Keeping up with the Shameless Thread.
Karen got an MP3 player for her birthday and needs some flying music. Any suggestions?
Sharra does not recommend Nirvana.
We are not amused when the website freezes up for 24 hours or so. Norma says "Abby, not sure if you noticed but at one point while we were off line you were the number one poster in the days top 20 with 1 post which was 100% of the days posts. lolol"
POM makes an appearance. She admits to being a recent lurker, but has a new de-cluttering thread in FF.
SUGAR HIIIIIGHS.
BZ thanks everyone for the support.
Sharra gets bad news. We are so sorry to hear of her loss.
Fist fight at Karen's on Easter.
Abby eats lentil burgers. Ugh. Her Canadians beat our Canadians. Gordon Lightfoot and Billy Bob Thornton have issues.
Sharra makes roast duck for dinner.
Cathie tries to look busy so dh won't be on to her.
Norma enjoyed date night at a new Italian restaurant. No dessert - too full.
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Sharra does not recommend Nirvana.
We are not amused when the website freezes up for 24 hours or so. Norma says "Abby, not sure if you noticed but at one point while we were off line you were the number one poster in the days top 20 with 1 post which was 100% of the days posts. lolol"
POM makes an appearance. She admits to being a recent lurker, but has a new de-cluttering thread in FF.
SUGAR HIIIIIGHS.
BZ thanks everyone for the support.
Sharra gets bad news. We are so sorry to hear of her loss.
Fist fight at Karen's on Easter.
Abby eats lentil burgers. Ugh. Her Canadians beat our Canadians. Gordon Lightfoot and Billy Bob Thornton have issues.
Sharra makes roast duck for dinner.
Cathie tries to look busy so dh won't be on to her.
Norma enjoyed date night at a new Italian restaurant. No dessert - too full.
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Saturday, April 11, 2009
Keeping timely on the Shamelessness 2556
The Yetis are doing the Stomp. Misty is up and moving around better since they took the staples out. The baby's hearing is fine -- passed with "FLYing" colors, no doubt. Kerry and DS go to the park then color eggs. Sharra's Easter placemats. Abby's heading to WalMart. No one has said anything mean to her in two days.
More Happy Birthdays for Karen. Teenagers. Kristi and DS check out the new neighborhood. Weepy about moving and hoping for free neighborhood WiFi. MP has hectic and sad reality time. Then her DD pukes during bathtime.
Teenagers. Kristi needs flowers for the new place! [Editor's note: If we send her some, maybe she'll let us swim in the pool.] Karen collects real-life Happy Birthday wishes and gifts. Abby gets lettuce and alfalfa spout seeds, dog treats, etc., but needs on-line shopping time.
Melbgirl, Vice President of Futurama, prepares a dish for Easter (literally and figuratively).
More Happy Birthdays for Karen. Teenagers. Kristi and DS check out the new neighborhood. Weepy about moving and hoping for free neighborhood WiFi. MP has hectic and sad reality time. Then her DD pukes during bathtime.
Teenagers. Kristi needs flowers for the new place! [Editor's note: If we send her some, maybe she'll let us swim in the pool.] Karen collects real-life Happy Birthday wishes and gifts. Abby gets lettuce and alfalfa spout seeds, dog treats, etc., but needs on-line shopping time.
Melbgirl, Vice President of Futurama, prepares a dish for Easter (literally and figuratively).
Friday, April 10, 2009
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2453 - 2552
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAREN!!!!
Desmond rocks.
We tried to gross out BZ.
We revived the TMI thread.
Elljo (Ellen?) and Nyx (another Kerry) are newbies to shamelessness.
Adrienne has returned.
Rudegurl (Georgia) thinks our thread is funny and wants us to "form up like VOLTRON and run this muther!!!" She is warned that the thread is addicting.
Misty is sleep deprived.
Family Guy is bad, in a good way.
Melbgirl has hot crossed buns.
BZ has the sad.
Abby has a screechy computer.
BZ has a guard cat.
Things I Have Learned Today
by Noco
Don't go shopping for Easter candy when I am really, really hungry. It's pretty ugly! tongue.gif
Pleasantly plump Barbie ate my 1000 calorie Midnight Truffle Blizzard from Dairy Queen.
Aren't you wondering why I was thinking about you while in Bristol where the people are sharp as a pistol?
Noco leave shamelessness behind (and a slew of candy wrappers!)
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Toilets, RL babes & mean weather
Kkenlo's parents celebrate 63 years of marriage. Queens and presidents will send recognitions for such feats. kkenlo posts a mess of lolcats. Sassyshell has nothing to do. Snowbirds lament their snowy predicament and sassyshell wants some (snow, not predicament). Kkenlo expresses snow woes in inches and centimeters. Sharra wants to spend money but doesn’t need anything. Bathroom vocab lessons. Lost. Kkenlo subs. Flower and trees; Burger King and Mel Gibson. Misty took a nap and gets the evil eye from her parakeets.
Melbgirl gives a toilet talk lesson. Kerry learns well. Kristi not: “So you pee in the toilet and take a shower in the toilet?!?! LOL” Kristi likes Nuggen’s boobies. Kerry hits 5.000 posts. Efcsmom drops in “laughing my arse off.”
The sad side of reproduction. Melbgirl buys some land, will build a house and learn how to cook properly. Kkenlo is not impressed with the Rubba Scrubba. Sassyshell runs the a/c. FCB too tired to be shameless. Renae brings a darling sleeping puppy for the shameless posters to marvel at.
Elijo3 pops in to say good morning. So does buttonnose. More snow. Renae brings in a waving kitty. BZmom advises her DH’s Grandma passed away. She receives heartfelt condolences.
Kristi is super shameless x 36. Nuggen is po’d because mass moved two hours away. BZmom is shameless but can’t catch up to Kristi. Abby tries and is disappointed. Melbgirl tries. Kristi wins.
Sharra had “a DH and a bottle of wine.” Abby and Sharra abandon the shamelessnessers for RL ironing and Renae goes skating.
Kerry’s MIL has a tumor and receives wishes for a speedy recovery from surgery. Kerry’s DS takes his first karate lesson.
Misty says, “How can one man get a pair of white pants so dirty?” Norma flies by. Kristi is packing up to move. It rains on Misty and Nuggen. Dora looks like a whore. Lady_Mist drops in. Nae_in_AK get erupted by a volcano.
The weather people mess up nojomomma’s snow report. Renae gets a blizzard and hates it. FCB keeps up the lurker to member ratios and gets hailed on. Only a few people are posting only a few posts.
Noco lurked. Kristi is amazed by Melbgirl’s potential 5-living room house. More talk about Melbgirl’s house. More Australian language lessons. Kristi is on a w00t roll. Teapot/kettle. White tile and grout. Peroxide and gums.
Jo has a bubba birthday party. Sharra’s always hauling kids to and from school. Norma loves small appliances. Sharra’s kids mess their rooms. Nuns in miniskirts. Kerry’s bored. Kerry researches hydrogen peroxide. Her MIL is out of surgery and is recovering well.
”Things I Have Learned Today
by Noco
The dryer only dries the clothes when I remember to turn it on.”
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Melbgirl gives a toilet talk lesson. Kerry learns well. Kristi not: “So you pee in the toilet and take a shower in the toilet?!?! LOL” Kristi likes Nuggen’s boobies. Kerry hits 5.000 posts. Efcsmom drops in “laughing my arse off.”
The sad side of reproduction. Melbgirl buys some land, will build a house and learn how to cook properly. Kkenlo is not impressed with the Rubba Scrubba. Sassyshell runs the a/c. FCB too tired to be shameless. Renae brings a darling sleeping puppy for the shameless posters to marvel at.
Elijo3 pops in to say good morning. So does buttonnose. More snow. Renae brings in a waving kitty. BZmom advises her DH’s Grandma passed away. She receives heartfelt condolences.
Kristi is super shameless x 36. Nuggen is po’d because mass moved two hours away. BZmom is shameless but can’t catch up to Kristi. Abby tries and is disappointed. Melbgirl tries. Kristi wins.
Sharra had “a DH and a bottle of wine.” Abby and Sharra abandon the shamelessnessers for RL ironing and Renae goes skating.
Kerry’s MIL has a tumor and receives wishes for a speedy recovery from surgery. Kerry’s DS takes his first karate lesson.
Misty says, “How can one man get a pair of white pants so dirty?” Norma flies by. Kristi is packing up to move. It rains on Misty and Nuggen. Dora looks like a whore. Lady_Mist drops in. Nae_in_AK get erupted by a volcano.
The weather people mess up nojomomma’s snow report. Renae gets a blizzard and hates it. FCB keeps up the lurker to member ratios and gets hailed on. Only a few people are posting only a few posts.
Noco lurked. Kristi is amazed by Melbgirl’s potential 5-living room house. More talk about Melbgirl’s house. More Australian language lessons. Kristi is on a w00t roll. Teapot/kettle. White tile and grout. Peroxide and gums.
Jo has a bubba birthday party. Sharra’s always hauling kids to and from school. Norma loves small appliances. Sharra’s kids mess their rooms. Nuns in miniskirts. Kerry’s bored. Kerry researches hydrogen peroxide. Her MIL is out of surgery and is recovering well.
”Things I Have Learned Today
by Noco
The dryer only dries the clothes when I remember to turn it on.”
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Bread Recipe, before it Gets Buried in Shamelessness
Jo's Granny's Bread Recipe
2 C. hot water (warm to touch)
2 pks yeast (4 1/2 tsp)
Mix, let set about 10 min or so.
Add:
2/3 C sugar (or honey or molasses or any combo of)
2 tsp salt
2 eggs
2 C flour (I use 1 C each white and whole wheat or rye or 2 C white)
let rise till doubled.
Then add:
1/2 C oil
2 C flour (I use 1/2 C white and 1/2 C wheat plus 1 cup of oatmeal - or 1 C white and 1 C wheat or rye - or 2 C white)
let rise till doubled.
Then add 1 C more flour (or same combo 1/2 and 1/2)
Shape loaves and let rise till doubled. (Split top with knife and pour on butter if desired.)
Bake at 350 till done. (Brown on top and kinda hollow sounding.)
I bet you could add all the flour, let rise and then shape and let rise again before you bake it. This is just the way Granny did it, so it is tradition.
2 C. hot water (warm to touch)
2 pks yeast (4 1/2 tsp)
Mix, let set about 10 min or so.
Add:
2/3 C sugar (or honey or molasses or any combo of)
2 tsp salt
2 eggs
2 C flour (I use 1 C each white and whole wheat or rye or 2 C white)
let rise till doubled.
Then add:
1/2 C oil
2 C flour (I use 1/2 C white and 1/2 C wheat plus 1 cup of oatmeal - or 1 C white and 1 C wheat or rye - or 2 C white)
let rise till doubled.
Then add 1 C more flour (or same combo 1/2 and 1/2)
Shape loaves and let rise till doubled. (Split top with knife and pour on butter if desired.)
Bake at 350 till done. (Brown on top and kinda hollow sounding.)
I bet you could add all the flour, let rise and then shape and let rise again before you bake it. This is just the way Granny did it, so it is tradition.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
A nice religious discussion before bedtime. God isn't handing out money.
Blue-footed boobies sure are cute.
Pics - Sawyer. lolcat in a sweater. Mr. Rogers. Jessica Simpson. Dysfunctioanal families. Connery. Keely Shaye Smith is good enough for Pierce Brosnan.
James Bond. Skinny Hollywood women = bad role models.
Addition to Kerry's Aussie dictionary - Dunny = bathroom.
Be embarassed for middle aged women who still want to have David Cassidy's baby.
Morgy sleeps a loooong time in her new bed.
Karen should watch Lost online.
Happy 63rd anniversary to Karen's parents!
I'll be back later to continue this update. 2416
Blue-footed boobies sure are cute.
Pics - Sawyer. lolcat in a sweater. Mr. Rogers. Jessica Simpson. Dysfunctioanal families. Connery. Keely Shaye Smith is good enough for Pierce Brosnan.
James Bond. Skinny Hollywood women = bad role models.
Addition to Kerry's Aussie dictionary - Dunny = bathroom.
Be embarassed for middle aged women who still want to have David Cassidy's baby.
Morgy sleeps a loooong time in her new bed.
Karen should watch Lost online.
Happy 63rd anniversary to Karen's parents!
I'll be back later to continue this update. 2416
Thursday, March 26, 2009
ShamelessLite Enjoyed Spring Break
Let's see. Uhhhhmmm, from memory . . .
BZ touched the Hoff. Jo's bench is beautiful. Karen had Teenagers of the Corn in school. Morgy is the resident pervert. MP got tsked a lot and liked it. Renae got a new bed. Melbgirl changed her avatar. [It's beautiful.] Misty is still pregnant. FCBs haircut prompts LOLcats with new hairdos. Norma has been shamelessly cluttering the thread. Noco shamelessly cluttered to page 2400. Kerry continues to be very productive.
Kerry: "I'm just winning the I win game . . ."
Mt Redoubt is too close to Nae_in_AK. Naked mole rats look like P
RN.
If I left you out, please forgive my shameless memory.
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BZ touched the Hoff. Jo's bench is beautiful. Karen had Teenagers of the Corn in school. Morgy is the resident pervert. MP got tsked a lot and liked it. Renae got a new bed. Melbgirl changed her avatar. [It's beautiful.] Misty is still pregnant. FCBs haircut prompts LOLcats with new hairdos. Norma has been shamelessly cluttering the thread. Noco shamelessly cluttered to page 2400. Kerry continues to be very productive.
Kerry: "I'm just winning the I win game . . ."
Mt Redoubt is too close to Nae_in_AK. Naked mole rats look like P
RN.If I left you out, please forgive my shameless memory.
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Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Half an Update is Better than None
Kerry wants pictures of Hoff from BZ's in-person with the living legend. Kerry is up too early.
Good mornings. We love Sharra's Challenge. Jo is doubly positive and gets productive. Sharra can teach "Towels and Toilet Paper: What to Do" Hamlet -- Aye, the rugs! Morgy teaches "The Island is Not a Landfill" class. Her kitchen is beautiful. [Editor's note: Do you accept Children of the Corn as students?] Karen wants to sleep. Sharra gives MP a nod.
St. Patricks Day. Amaretto Cake recipe with metric conversions! (See Post #45857 ). BZ isn't happy about being outed as Top Poster Number Four. Morgy clutters shamelessly. EBowen makes her second post a shameless one. BZ clutters shamelessly. Amaretto cake. Morgy clutters shamelessly. [Editor's note: Some posters have VERY slow internet connections.] Bad Influence Penguin introduced as a new Beanie Baby.
THE KITTENS!! (See Post 45967.)
St. Patricks Day. No corned beef for Morgy. Misty is still pregnant and okay, but the 4-year-old was sick. They have no heat. Morgy Digital Scrapbook Page. Morgy writes to Marla. Jo turns in an Awesome "DONE" List. The Obscenity Daffodil opens. Jo gets the room painted, and curtains and decorations back up in 6.5 hours! She promises pictures of the bench. Houseplant party in the sunroom.
Irish Bread. Sharra claims to be Dora. Kristi gives us GOLD!! There had been 92 Lurkers, but we only have 79 five minutes later. Challenge Committee Meeting.
"Filtered" beer. Lobster baths. Lady Myst gives us a blessing, but doesn't feel like being funny. Sharra becomes increasing incohernentigrhtjsk while havhygu e somhggj beerz. Kristi and Melbgirl are using their GOLD to buy houses. Training children. Lottery tickets. Melbgirl clutters shamelessly.
[Editor's Very Important Note:
The ShamelessLite Editor apologizes to Abby for depicting her as being "home drinking wine and lurking!"
Abby: "I had two wines after the Philharmonic at the concert hall . . ."]
Abby wonders what her real hair color is and wants to go to Las Vegas. Then she asks, "Am I being sufficiently shameless?"
Renae's Sheep counts people. Thersista. Karen was "momentarily a lurker." She's subbing with 8th and 9th Graders of the Corn. Craving Spring and stuck in a room with no windows. "Particularly." Tap Dancing Cat (see Post #46170.) Scolds bridle (see Post #46179.) Detention.
Morgy gets an email from FlyLadyKatie. Jo brings us on a Nature Hike. Morgy wants to go fishing now. Thersista. Teenagers of the Corn. Elaine dancing (see Post #46212). Morgy laments MP leaving us alone.
Karen: "Are we no longer tsk-worthy?" Sharra tsks. BZ wants a kitten. Thersista. Jo shows us BOOTS!!
Jo: "Her man is a puppet? Ok that brought up a thought I am not proud of. "
Mista Thersista!! (See Post #46265.)
Forum Boxing Match. The Pinochio Joke!!
Amazon vs. The Library. BZ upholds her image. Posters ante up and raise and up the ante. Chief Nut is beautiful and we love him.
Misty has heat again and her DD is better. Jess and Sharra can have a Beautiful Scientists' Club.
Naturenut: "Somebody has wicked control issues!"
Jess' Scientific Approach: "Screw this drama! I'm browsing ebay!"
Noco states she's not laughing. Melbgirl breaks a tooth on breakfast.
[Editor's note: When did Sharra hit 9,000?? GREAT JOB!!!]
Morgy brings us colcannon boxties and soda bread. Melbgirl stays out of the drama. Baby dragon. Karen is home and relaxing.
Drama chatter. Step-children ARE real children. Kerry's thread is apparently awesome. [Editor's note: I'm looking at that now! The Update takes a backseat to that.]
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Good mornings. We love Sharra's Challenge. Jo is doubly positive and gets productive. Sharra can teach "Towels and Toilet Paper: What to Do" Hamlet -- Aye, the rugs! Morgy teaches "The Island is Not a Landfill" class. Her kitchen is beautiful. [Editor's note: Do you accept Children of the Corn as students?] Karen wants to sleep. Sharra gives MP a nod.
St. Patricks Day. Amaretto Cake recipe with metric conversions! (See Post #45857 ). BZ isn't happy about being outed as Top Poster Number Four. Morgy clutters shamelessly. EBowen makes her second post a shameless one. BZ clutters shamelessly. Amaretto cake. Morgy clutters shamelessly. [Editor's note: Some posters have VERY slow internet connections.] Bad Influence Penguin introduced as a new Beanie Baby.
THE KITTENS!! (See Post 45967.)
St. Patricks Day. No corned beef for Morgy. Misty is still pregnant and okay, but the 4-year-old was sick. They have no heat. Morgy Digital Scrapbook Page. Morgy writes to Marla. Jo turns in an Awesome "DONE" List. The Obscenity Daffodil opens. Jo gets the room painted, and curtains and decorations back up in 6.5 hours! She promises pictures of the bench. Houseplant party in the sunroom.
Irish Bread. Sharra claims to be Dora. Kristi gives us GOLD!! There had been 92 Lurkers, but we only have 79 five minutes later. Challenge Committee Meeting.
"Filtered" beer. Lobster baths. Lady Myst gives us a blessing, but doesn't feel like being funny. Sharra becomes increasing incohernentigrhtjsk while havhygu e somhggj beerz. Kristi and Melbgirl are using their GOLD to buy houses. Training children. Lottery tickets. Melbgirl clutters shamelessly.
[Editor's Very Important Note:
The ShamelessLite Editor apologizes to Abby for depicting her as being "home drinking wine and lurking!"
Abby: "I had two wines after the Philharmonic at the concert hall . . ."]
Abby wonders what her real hair color is and wants to go to Las Vegas. Then she asks, "Am I being sufficiently shameless?"
Renae's Sheep counts people. Thersista. Karen was "momentarily a lurker." She's subbing with 8th and 9th Graders of the Corn. Craving Spring and stuck in a room with no windows. "Particularly." Tap Dancing Cat (see Post #46170.) Scolds bridle (see Post #46179.) Detention.
Morgy gets an email from FlyLadyKatie. Jo brings us on a Nature Hike. Morgy wants to go fishing now. Thersista. Teenagers of the Corn. Elaine dancing (see Post #46212). Morgy laments MP leaving us alone.
Karen: "Are we no longer tsk-worthy?" Sharra tsks. BZ wants a kitten. Thersista. Jo shows us BOOTS!!
Jo: "Her man is a puppet? Ok that brought up a thought I am not proud of. "
Mista Thersista!! (See Post #46265.)
Forum Boxing Match. The Pinochio Joke!!
Amazon vs. The Library. BZ upholds her image. Posters ante up and raise and up the ante. Chief Nut is beautiful and we love him.
Misty has heat again and her DD is better. Jess and Sharra can have a Beautiful Scientists' Club.
Naturenut: "Somebody has wicked control issues!"
Jess' Scientific Approach: "Screw this drama! I'm browsing ebay!"
Noco states she's not laughing. Melbgirl breaks a tooth on breakfast.
[Editor's note: When did Sharra hit 9,000?? GREAT JOB!!!]
Morgy brings us colcannon boxties and soda bread. Melbgirl stays out of the drama. Baby dragon. Karen is home and relaxing.
Drama chatter. Step-children ARE real children. Kerry's thread is apparently awesome. [Editor's note: I'm looking at that now! The Update takes a backseat to that.]
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009
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Noco's warm and cozy pajamas. Don't hate BZ because she's perfect/has perfect dreams. Morgy and BZ work together toward a new page goal. Panhandle weather reports. Spring poetry. One more semester and Jo will not be a therapist.
Bubba, aka Marcello, likes to wear 5 pairs of undies and play ninja turtle. "Since he hurt himself doing karate kicks he now wears extra padding." Kerry's child would enjoy playing with him, but would not bother with the underwear.
Greetings from Ireland. Ministerial certificate. Non-profit org goals. A clean home using 15 minutes/room. Ninja Penguin. My FlySista is NOT a therapist. Abby needs clothes. She may de-clutter too much. She's going to, hmmm…where was it? I think it was Wal-mart. Meg's condolences on that trip.
NoCo is having a heatwave. A tropical heatwave. St. Patrick's day facts, Morgy and Norma try to find an Irish family connection. Morgy may have NO CORNED BEEF?!?!
Kristi had a looooong day.
Here's a great conversation:
MG: Jo, thanks for this (a spring poem). It's good to have some culture on the thread.
Kristi: Woah! I think I'm offended by that comment! Humph!
MG: I meant refined, educational type culture as opposed to......I don't know, some other kind of culture. LOL We do have lots of culture here on this thread, I admit.
We're jealous that spring came to FCB's house. Morgy shows off her buds. She can't open windows yet (P.U.) Sharra needs to know "Summer is that when the snow is green?"
Morgy to Abby, who is switching from winter to summer clothes - "You are in Mexico.. so that is, what, full-back bikini to thong bikini??"
FCB gets fitter. Jo flashes her buds too. FCB gets a head start on next semester. Pain sucks - Morgy wants to clean. MG's dd has a lump on her head and tries to use it to her advantage. BZ had a less than perfect weekend.
What the heck is going on with Noco? "Spring break was last week, we took the family skiing. This week is the start of soccer. Plus, dh brought home an 8-month old puppy yesterday that we are going to work with for a friend."
P0rn is the new porn. Aglets. Fukidol. Renae is on Poop Patrol with Pooper Scooper Barbie. Warm weather. More talk of buds. ADOLAS. Benedryl.
Bz learned from Andy Rooney.
Amaretto cakes are yummy with 3/4 cups of it in the batter. Kristi and MG make progress with their land and home hunts.
New parking assignments from VP FCB. Please make a note.
BZ, you're in the Space Number Four!
Kerry, you have overtaken MP and are in Space Number Six!
Melbgirl, you have passed Darla and are in Space Number Nine!
Bubba, aka Marcello, likes to wear 5 pairs of undies and play ninja turtle. "Since he hurt himself doing karate kicks he now wears extra padding." Kerry's child would enjoy playing with him, but would not bother with the underwear.
Greetings from Ireland. Ministerial certificate. Non-profit org goals. A clean home using 15 minutes/room. Ninja Penguin. My FlySista is NOT a therapist. Abby needs clothes. She may de-clutter too much. She's going to, hmmm…where was it? I think it was Wal-mart. Meg's condolences on that trip.
NoCo is having a heatwave. A tropical heatwave. St. Patrick's day facts, Morgy and Norma try to find an Irish family connection. Morgy may have NO CORNED BEEF?!?!
Kristi had a looooong day.
Here's a great conversation:
MG: Jo, thanks for this (a spring poem). It's good to have some culture on the thread.
Kristi: Woah! I think I'm offended by that comment! Humph!
MG: I meant refined, educational type culture as opposed to......I don't know, some other kind of culture. LOL We do have lots of culture here on this thread, I admit.
We're jealous that spring came to FCB's house. Morgy shows off her buds. She can't open windows yet (P.U.) Sharra needs to know "Summer is that when the snow is green?"
Morgy to Abby, who is switching from winter to summer clothes - "You are in Mexico.. so that is, what, full-back bikini to thong bikini??"
FCB gets fitter. Jo flashes her buds too. FCB gets a head start on next semester. Pain sucks - Morgy wants to clean. MG's dd has a lump on her head and tries to use it to her advantage. BZ had a less than perfect weekend.
What the heck is going on with Noco? "Spring break was last week, we took the family skiing. This week is the start of soccer. Plus, dh brought home an 8-month old puppy yesterday that we are going to work with for a friend."
P0rn is the new porn. Aglets. Fukidol. Renae is on Poop Patrol with Pooper Scooper Barbie. Warm weather. More talk of buds. ADOLAS. Benedryl.
Bz learned from Andy Rooney.
Amaretto cakes are yummy with 3/4 cups of it in the batter. Kristi and MG make progress with their land and home hunts.
New parking assignments from VP FCB. Please make a note.
BZ, you're in the Space Number Four!
Kerry, you have overtaken MP and are in Space Number Six!
Melbgirl, you have passed Darla and are in Space Number Nine!
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Party favors, Morgy's Scrapbook Pages, Spring, Porn
Karen's craftroom is looking good. The rest of the house? Don't ask. Morgy's Digital Scrapbook Pages. Child harnesses. Triplets at Morgy's house? Fish. Baby preparations/appointments. Kristi mops too much. BabyStep 2-b is widening your butt. Kerry's emotional. We don't blame her! And she won't share hats with kids who might have lice. Reality should be against the law.
Where are the kitten pictures? The Shameless Swam is still injured. Morgy needs to write stories. BZ's Anniversary is coming up. We all fit in -- weird is good here. Andy Dick. BZ gets medals and we're invited to BZ's party.
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We choose party favors. Daggers? Outfits to wear/not wear. We all love each other. Fuzzy navel, sex on the beach. Drinks!! The Frog hops away. Perfect Pair timer. The Silver Penguin Clock. "It's My Party." but Mr. BZ doesn't share the penguin love. Bikini-clad Penguin. The Hoff. VP/Apathy saves the Teenages. Oh wait, it's Willy Wonka.
BZ has the bake sale crew at work in her house. A Nap Tradition. After the Philharmonic, Abby is left with the wine and the Lurkers. Funerals. MP was a lurker and gives hugs to all, even FCB.
Do you love LadyMyst now that she can dance? Never mind -- she was singing, not asking a question and notes "huffy doesn't work on shameless." Karen's geneology project. Child safety coloring book. Young Grandmothers.
Note to MP: A Warm Springtime Hug, Full of Sunshine and Big Flower Buds right back to You!
Kerry: "I hear whistling. What's all that whistling about?"
Morgy's Digital Scrapbook pages. (They're all good!!)
FCB: "I'm just whistling a happy song to cheer MP up so she stops swearing at me."
Housework music. The lurkers are stampeding in!! MP is buying us CDs.
THE SHAMELESS DINNER FIASCO AT FLYCAT'S (See post 45066.)
Jo gets a haircut and changes her avatar. Morgy finishes her apron. Date night runs into Saturday and Sunday, too. Misty wants that baby out. Sleeping on your stomache. Melbgirl looks for land.
Renae thinks she's been lazy!? Counts sheep.
Good mornings. Jo's first grader has big plans for spring break. They are not the same as Jo's. Plus there's a birthday party for Bubba. What color to paint the bedroom?
Egrets (see post 45152). There's porn thread going on. Saturday fun. Some Poster is Perfect and has Perfect Children and Home. BOOTS!! No, not those boots. Kerry is following Jo around with a camera. Jo's sister is a therapist, too! Someone is angry inside and has their Ph.D. in Denial.
Girl talk. Flowers. Flying affects everything. Let's send the Children of the Corn to the Perfect Poster. Kerry sings to us. AP Kindergarten has Astronaut Classes. PP fixes the Children of the Corn.
Kerry thinks she's mean!? Many choices for Renae's title. Sans Nom Bonbons Haricots. 1000 Post Strip Club!?
Morgy:
"I'mmmmm dreaming of a greeeeeeeenn Spri-ing!
Like all the ones I used to know!
Where the birds are singing,
the pools are glistening!
And birds procreate in the treeeeeeeessss! "
Sans Nom Bonbons Haricots = No Name Jelly Beans
Multilingual, Musical Team Captains About to Cure Cancer and Patent a Better Hoover!
Beat THAT!
Uh-oh! Plastic Fork Shooter Inventor Makes Contraption to Slam Doors in Your Face and Speaks Another Language That No One Understands. Dauzou Helps.
NEWO Bump-and-Grind. Sharra needs a pole. Kristi goes to look at a house. People want soup, but it's not ready yet. Porn thread continues. Soup is ready. 72 Lurkers!!
The Obscenity Daffodil (Madama Presidenta Obsceniteum) (see post 45275).
Spring pictures. Kristi's househunting report. Links to alleged porn thread (See post 45291). More of Kristi's househunting report. FCB's buds are bigger than Morgy's.
Kristi to Morgy: "I'll theripitize you if you do me!"
Kristi:
"It's been a while since I've been truly shameless."
"Ready?"
Rapid-Click Clutter!! WOO HOO!!
38 "Super Shameless!!!" posts.
FCB can spell porn but doesn't want to draw porn ads. She cleans up unfinished projects now.
The PRN brings the lurkers out in droves! Sharra's sister isn't a therapist and doesn't play the harp.
Sexy Fred. Morgy's Digital Scrapbook page. Noco forgets what shameless thing she was going to post. She gives us an entire paragraph in one post. People need to go to bed. Canadian Coppertone Ad (see Post #45394). Melbgirl's landhunting report. Jo was lurking. Waxing kit. Playdough. Massage. Sports. Porn. Therapists. [Editor's note: Is there Porn Therapy?]
The futon. Noco procrastinates, but not on thread cluttering.
Noco: " . . . my butt was missing the chair something fierce."
71 Lurkers to 6 Members = 11.83:1!!
Melbgirl procrastinates, but not on thread cluttering. The kids dawdle instead of getting ready for school. FCB's weight-loss!! WOO HOO!! Morgy's lilac! Sharra sweeps out the garage and pushes the cats out. Abby changes out the clothes in the closet.
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Where are the kitten pictures? The Shameless Swam is still injured. Morgy needs to write stories. BZ's Anniversary is coming up. We all fit in -- weird is good here. Andy Dick. BZ gets medals and we're invited to BZ's party.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff244/iiOwnPhotobucket/25.gif
We choose party favors. Daggers? Outfits to wear/not wear. We all love each other. Fuzzy navel, sex on the beach. Drinks!! The Frog hops away. Perfect Pair timer. The Silver Penguin Clock. "It's My Party." but Mr. BZ doesn't share the penguin love. Bikini-clad Penguin. The Hoff. VP/Apathy saves the Teenages. Oh wait, it's Willy Wonka.
BZ has the bake sale crew at work in her house. A Nap Tradition. After the Philharmonic, Abby is left with the wine and the Lurkers. Funerals. MP was a lurker and gives hugs to all, even FCB.
Do you love LadyMyst now that she can dance? Never mind -- she was singing, not asking a question and notes "huffy doesn't work on shameless." Karen's geneology project. Child safety coloring book. Young Grandmothers.
Note to MP: A Warm Springtime Hug, Full of Sunshine and Big Flower Buds right back to You!
Kerry: "I hear whistling. What's all that whistling about?"
Morgy's Digital Scrapbook pages. (They're all good!!)
FCB: "I'm just whistling a happy song to cheer MP up so she stops swearing at me."
Housework music. The lurkers are stampeding in!! MP is buying us CDs.
THE SHAMELESS DINNER FIASCO AT FLYCAT'S (See post 45066.)
Jo gets a haircut and changes her avatar. Morgy finishes her apron. Date night runs into Saturday and Sunday, too. Misty wants that baby out. Sleeping on your stomache. Melbgirl looks for land.
Renae thinks she's been lazy!? Counts sheep.
Good mornings. Jo's first grader has big plans for spring break. They are not the same as Jo's. Plus there's a birthday party for Bubba. What color to paint the bedroom?
Egrets (see post 45152). There's porn thread going on. Saturday fun. Some Poster is Perfect and has Perfect Children and Home. BOOTS!! No, not those boots. Kerry is following Jo around with a camera. Jo's sister is a therapist, too! Someone is angry inside and has their Ph.D. in Denial.
Girl talk. Flowers. Flying affects everything. Let's send the Children of the Corn to the Perfect Poster. Kerry sings to us. AP Kindergarten has Astronaut Classes. PP fixes the Children of the Corn.
Kerry thinks she's mean!? Many choices for Renae's title. Sans Nom Bonbons Haricots. 1000 Post Strip Club!?
Morgy:
"I'mmmmm dreaming of a greeeeeeeenn Spri-ing!
Like all the ones I used to know!
Where the birds are singing,
the pools are glistening!
And birds procreate in the treeeeeeeessss! "
Sans Nom Bonbons Haricots = No Name Jelly Beans
Multilingual, Musical Team Captains About to Cure Cancer and Patent a Better Hoover!
Beat THAT!
Uh-oh! Plastic Fork Shooter Inventor Makes Contraption to Slam Doors in Your Face and Speaks Another Language That No One Understands. Dauzou Helps.
NEWO Bump-and-Grind. Sharra needs a pole. Kristi goes to look at a house. People want soup, but it's not ready yet. Porn thread continues. Soup is ready. 72 Lurkers!!
The Obscenity Daffodil (Madama Presidenta Obsceniteum) (see post 45275).
Spring pictures. Kristi's househunting report. Links to alleged porn thread (See post 45291). More of Kristi's househunting report. FCB's buds are bigger than Morgy's.
Kristi to Morgy: "I'll theripitize you if you do me!"
Kristi:
"It's been a while since I've been truly shameless."
"Ready?"
Rapid-Click Clutter!! WOO HOO!!
38 "Super Shameless!!!" posts.
FCB can spell porn but doesn't want to draw porn ads. She cleans up unfinished projects now.
The P
RN brings the lurkers out in droves! Sharra's sister isn't a therapist and doesn't play the harp.Sexy Fred. Morgy's Digital Scrapbook page. Noco forgets what shameless thing she was going to post. She gives us an entire paragraph in one post. People need to go to bed. Canadian Coppertone Ad (see Post #45394). Melbgirl's landhunting report. Jo was lurking. Waxing kit. Playdough. Massage. Sports. Porn. Therapists. [Editor's note: Is there Porn Therapy?]
The futon. Noco procrastinates, but not on thread cluttering.
Noco: " . . . my butt was missing the chair something fierce."
71 Lurkers to 6 Members = 11.83:1!!
Melbgirl procrastinates, but not on thread cluttering. The kids dawdle instead of getting ready for school. FCB's weight-loss!! WOO HOO!! Morgy's lilac! Sharra sweeps out the garage and pushes the cats out. Abby changes out the clothes in the closet.
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Thursday, March 12, 2009
Quick update on a slow day
Melbgirl colours her hair and deposits 5 in the CCT Bank. Her DD spells like an American and misses the Championship. [Editor's note: Throughout the day, Americans vote her the winner.] LOLcats. Losing Elders.
Good mornings. Jo likes the sunshine and misses that 55°F that disappeared in the last week. Abbie's teacher does a drop-in. Jo's house is guest ready for the surprise visit -- Jo even had a bra on!
Meg is "caffeinated, but its not doing its job!"
Jo drops a note in her post:
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Better than the Shameless Thread?
SkinnyCat has been busy. Meg mentions cleaning the oven. Renae wants to play, but comes back with a headache. Dogs with ice packs show up. Speeches. BZ should have her Anniversary Party in Michigan. Michigan and Texas have the same temperature.
Renae is feeling better. HOORAY!!
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Good mornings. Jo likes the sunshine and misses that 55°F that disappeared in the last week. Abbie's teacher does a drop-in. Jo's house is guest ready for the surprise visit -- Jo even had a bra on!
Meg is "caffeinated, but its not doing its job!"
Jo drops a note in her post:
http://www.onceuponalife.com/forums/images/smilies/hide.gif
Better than the Shameless Thread?
SkinnyCat has been busy. Meg mentions cleaning the oven. Renae wants to play, but comes back with a headache. Dogs with ice packs show up. Speeches. BZ should have her Anniversary Party in Michigan. Michigan and Texas have the same temperature.
Renae is feeling better. HOORAY!!
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Coloured leashes and wooden spoons
Aussie Jem posts shamelessly. MP flys by to say hello. Leashes & wooden spoons. Jo has a wooden spoon named Mr Spanky. "When he shows up, everybody listens." Jo gets killer mid-term out of the way.
Rainbow reins. Jo has one more semester of school to go. Grey reins. Norma needs to stop procrastinating but gets a cuppa first. Lego had 2 pairs of rainbow suspenders in high school but never wore them. [Ed : Why not?]
BHG flys by. Lego unproductive today but that's ok because she was productive yesterday. Nae drops in to say hi. So does Misty. Misty has a busy week. Morgy is on bedrest due to horseplay around tall beds.
Kerry dances to celebrate the 97% that she got for her case study. Woohoo. Lego suggests she records the dance and posts it on Youtube. [Ed : We're waiting, Kerry....] Jo has a good day and shamelessly posts her accomplishments.
Sharra's garage floods. Snow melts and the drains can't cope. Flying in SC flies by after spending 7 hours working on a rental property. Melbgirl & Lego change light globes. Let there be light. Navy & green leash. Melbgirl's DD in school spelling competition. Sharra's drain copes once water down drive slows down.
Morgy's Amy "pig-snorting" in her sleep. Sharra's kids want to jump in the water in the garage but she won't let them. Norma is going to bed earlier but can't get up in the morning. Karen's new Dyson arrives. Suction. Abby makes a quick stop before heading to siesta. Sharra realises she could have sucked up water with her wet/dry vacuum. Abby doesn't make it to her siesta.
Kristi posts pics. "Children left unattended will be sold to the circus." Kristi predicts the big party after she's gone. [Ed : Sorry to disappoint you Kristi, no party tonight!] Sharra's DH asks what she did in her zone today. Is he a lurker?
FlyCat has no time for shamelessness. Funny videos. Quiet in shameless thread. FlyCat gives us Shameless Spring Stream of Consciousness. MG to go to funeral of great auntie. MG has goal to achieve many more years of shamelessness.
FlyCat : We need more shameless goals in life! We're supposed to have fun! FlyCat accomplishes a new page made. BZ organising her 25th wedding anniversary party. Renae buys a bed from IKEA. Yay!
Rainbow reins. Jo has one more semester of school to go. Grey reins. Norma needs to stop procrastinating but gets a cuppa first. Lego had 2 pairs of rainbow suspenders in high school but never wore them. [Ed : Why not?]
BHG flys by. Lego unproductive today but that's ok because she was productive yesterday. Nae drops in to say hi. So does Misty. Misty has a busy week. Morgy is on bedrest due to horseplay around tall beds.
Kerry dances to celebrate the 97% that she got for her case study. Woohoo. Lego suggests she records the dance and posts it on Youtube. [Ed : We're waiting, Kerry....] Jo has a good day and shamelessly posts her accomplishments.
Sharra's garage floods. Snow melts and the drains can't cope. Flying in SC flies by after spending 7 hours working on a rental property. Melbgirl & Lego change light globes. Let there be light. Navy & green leash. Melbgirl's DD in school spelling competition. Sharra's drain copes once water down drive slows down.
Morgy's Amy "pig-snorting" in her sleep. Sharra's kids want to jump in the water in the garage but she won't let them. Norma is going to bed earlier but can't get up in the morning. Karen's new Dyson arrives. Suction. Abby makes a quick stop before heading to siesta. Sharra realises she could have sucked up water with her wet/dry vacuum. Abby doesn't make it to her siesta.
Kristi posts pics. "Children left unattended will be sold to the circus." Kristi predicts the big party after she's gone. [Ed : Sorry to disappoint you Kristi, no party tonight!] Sharra's DH asks what she did in her zone today. Is he a lurker?
FlyCat has no time for shamelessness. Funny videos. Quiet in shameless thread. FlyCat gives us Shameless Spring Stream of Consciousness. MG to go to funeral of great auntie. MG has goal to achieve many more years of shamelessness.
FlyCat : We need more shameless goals in life! We're supposed to have fun! FlyCat accomplishes a new page made. BZ organising her 25th wedding anniversary party. Renae buys a bed from IKEA. Yay!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
The other half of the mini-update
Renae gives Jo hugs and chocolate. Karen sees her location highlighted on the Weather Channel, but, fortunately, nothing happens! The Forum switches Kerry's display mode. Karen's DD gets a makeover. Cats are yowling.
Kristi gets a surprise day off! She gives us mid-day LOLcats and 5,200!!
The Young Fliers thread will make you feel old. The makeover. Kerry's child swap (not the CCT Bank). Norma clutters shamelessly! Meanmomma clutters shamelessly! Shyness sucks. Page 2222. Ooops! NOT!! FCB wants a new life. Post #44444. The Biggest Loser.
Melbgirl shamelessly can't be bother reading the unread shamelessness. She got her Morning Routine done early. The Magic Wand may be the flyswatter. Children sliding across the bathroom floor. The Flyswatter is called the convincing stick. Lady Myst wants kid leashes to come back into style.
MP is still charming, but too lazy to photobucket her bracelet for us to see. Nae is looking for a chat room for blitzing. BZ is going to see the Hoff. (In a show. They're not dating.) Canada gets mud. MP chose silver for the charm bracelet and begins a swearing marathon. LOLbarfs at the Hoff. MP wants her update and swears some more. FCB has brought up bad memories but post a happy Springtime message anyway. Nae still has 2-1/2 feet of snow in Alaska. Francois takes care of MP.
Kerry wants to steal, um, adapt, MP's charm bracelet. MP is grateful for the quickies, but swears again. It makes BZ cry. Melbgirl makes an appointment for FCB to get a massage. BZ hopes Hoff doesn't sing. The Magic Wand.
Aussie Jem messes with us. Morgy's beautiful page for Amy (see post #44563).
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Kristi gets a surprise day off! She gives us mid-day LOLcats and 5,200!!
The Young Fliers thread will make you feel old. The makeover. Kerry's child swap (not the CCT Bank). Norma clutters shamelessly! Meanmomma clutters shamelessly! Shyness sucks. Page 2222. Ooops! NOT!! FCB wants a new life. Post #44444. The Biggest Loser.
Melbgirl shamelessly can't be bother reading the unread shamelessness. She got her Morning Routine done early. The Magic Wand may be the flyswatter. Children sliding across the bathroom floor. The Flyswatter is called the convincing stick. Lady Myst wants kid leashes to come back into style.
MP is still charming, but too lazy to photobucket her bracelet for us to see. Nae is looking for a chat room for blitzing. BZ is going to see the Hoff. (In a show. They're not dating.) Canada gets mud. MP chose silver for the charm bracelet and begins a swearing marathon. LOLbarfs at the Hoff. MP wants her update and swears some more. FCB has brought up bad memories but post a happy Springtime message anyway. Nae still has 2-1/2 feet of snow in Alaska. Francois takes care of MP.
Kerry wants to steal, um, adapt, MP's charm bracelet. MP is grateful for the quickies, but swears again. It makes BZ cry. Melbgirl makes an appointment for FCB to get a massage. BZ hopes Hoff doesn't sing. The Magic Wand.
Aussie Jem messes with us. Morgy's beautiful page for Amy (see post #44563).
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Because MP is stomping her feet impatiently
FREE THE CATS!! Sharra doesn't want to go to bed. The rapid-click cheater clutterers get their thanks. Aussie Jem wants to chat, thinks she's alone, but you're never alone in the shamelessness. ShamWow photo. Cats in jail. Soccer cat. Yoga cat.
Good mornings. Norma shamelessly clutters! MP finishes her report cards. Sharra has her WD40 but why did she want it? There's a good dentist in Tiajuana. Topamax. BZ's snow is gone. Kerry is being productive. Ladies in Canada have no breasts. Flying Angel is getting snow. Renae is back from vacation. Abby is looking for the phrase about it being very early. Porn at Jo's house.
The "early" phrase: "That would be "butt crack o' dawn" I believe. otherwise known as 'It's still dark outside, WTF am I doing up?????' " Fifths disease. Snow. Renae hits 1,000 and throws a picnic in her family room!! Klondike bars. Porn. Klondike bars. Jo is on track for 2211/2211/2211. Noco throws a whole houseful of clutter onto the Shameless Thread to help! Jo takes the prize and clutters shamelessly!!
Meg is productive. MP is insane. She charms herself! Norma clutters shamelessly!
Kristi:
Where are we going?
clap clap clap
To catch the babies!
(From Dora Super Babies.)
Kristi's making pork chops and rice with veggies.
Karen clutters shamelessly and gets back to being productive. Melbgirl may have taught Melbboy to procrastinate. The productive people are AWESOME. Morgy changes her avatar. Keaf washes more dishes. Porn is explained. Jo obsesses over her midterms. Money = headaches.
The Story of the Girl Who Lost Something She Valued. (See Post #44318).
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Good mornings. Norma shamelessly clutters! MP finishes her report cards. Sharra has her WD40 but why did she want it? There's a good dentist in Tiajuana. Topamax. BZ's snow is gone. Kerry is being productive. Ladies in Canada have no breasts. Flying Angel is getting snow. Renae is back from vacation. Abby is looking for the phrase about it being very early. Porn at Jo's house.
The "early" phrase: "That would be "butt crack o' dawn" I believe. otherwise known as 'It's still dark outside, WTF am I doing up?????' " Fifths disease. Snow. Renae hits 1,000 and throws a picnic in her family room!! Klondike bars. Porn. Klondike bars. Jo is on track for 2211/2211/2211. Noco throws a whole houseful of clutter onto the Shameless Thread to help! Jo takes the prize and clutters shamelessly!!
Meg is productive. MP is insane. She charms herself! Norma clutters shamelessly!
Kristi:
Where are we going?
clap clap clap
To catch the babies!
(From Dora Super Babies.)
Kristi's making pork chops and rice with veggies.
Karen clutters shamelessly and gets back to being productive. Melbgirl may have taught Melbboy to procrastinate. The productive people are AWESOME. Morgy changes her avatar. Keaf washes more dishes. Porn is explained. Jo obsesses over her midterms. Money = headaches.
The Story of the Girl Who Lost Something She Valued. (See Post #44318).
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Sunday, March 8, 2009
Daylight savings time, animals, food, Canadians
Sharra hits the wine. Darla flies by. The Lurker Ratio is alarming. The Goat Leg. Cookies. Misty the Night Owl has a self-cleaning oven, her house is clean without In-Laws and has a 2 in 1 crib. People hate grocery shopping and putting everything away. Melbboy procrastinate on paperwork.
Good mornings. People are switching their kids' rooms and turning their clocks ahead. Breakfast and bruch. Animals talking and singing. Morgy's garden plans. Canadians can't deal with the cold. Cleaning up the yard. Cleaning up after dogs in the yard and on walks.
Ireland is friendly. Finbar Fury and the Fury Brothers. Housework. Brunch. Multi-lingual animals. Kerry's DS and DH seem to have trouble with English. No one understands her. The High Kings. Lunch. Goat. Garden. Weather. Kristi takes us to the park and then is Super shameless with apologies and makes a new page.
Sharra finishes her ironing. Noco reports that Kristi was Super Shameless. Kristi reports, "And so was Noco Christy!" Noco grabs the record! Misty gets impromptu decluttering done. Dog Maid (see post #43945). ShamWow song.
Abby: "I found a lot of Canadians can't deal with the heat, either. Neither can the Americans. The people from the country of Texas can, however."
Finbar/Clancy/Fureys/High Kings. WWI songs. Abby's tooth. People are off on Monday. Workers strike and Australia celebrates Labour Day. Dinner. Barney. Cats fantasize about eating humans. Karen's printer. Sharra has to go to bed early. She's not happy about it and now the cats are up, too.
Kerry wants a ShamWow. Sharra cats can't get to their food now.
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Good mornings. People are switching their kids' rooms and turning their clocks ahead. Breakfast and bruch. Animals talking and singing. Morgy's garden plans. Canadians can't deal with the cold. Cleaning up the yard. Cleaning up after dogs in the yard and on walks.
Ireland is friendly. Finbar Fury and the Fury Brothers. Housework. Brunch. Multi-lingual animals. Kerry's DS and DH seem to have trouble with English. No one understands her. The High Kings. Lunch. Goat. Garden. Weather. Kristi takes us to the park and then is Super shameless with apologies and makes a new page.
Sharra finishes her ironing. Noco reports that Kristi was Super Shameless. Kristi reports, "And so was Noco Christy!" Noco grabs the record! Misty gets impromptu decluttering done. Dog Maid (see post #43945). ShamWow song.
Abby: "I found a lot of Canadians can't deal with the heat, either. Neither can the Americans. The people from the country of Texas can, however."
Finbar/Clancy/Fureys/High Kings. WWI songs. Abby's tooth. People are off on Monday. Workers strike and Australia celebrates Labour Day. Dinner. Barney. Cats fantasize about eating humans. Karen's printer. Sharra has to go to bed early. She's not happy about it and now the cats are up, too.
Kerry wants a ShamWow. Sharra cats can't get to their food now.
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Saturday, March 7, 2009
Lurkers, underwear, Kristi Goat Leg
Recipes. Kittens. I've you like big piss ups, move to Ireland. [Editor's note: Let's start planning that trip!] Karen gets a jonquil from DD. Sharra is still growing snow and looks for the groundhog angrily. Nine minutes, eleven more lurkers on the forum. Abby was a lurker while getting dressed and asks how many pairs of underwear we have. She's still got the tooth problem. She rapid-clicks a promise to never rapid-click. Laughing gas. Valium.
What's the use of raising our post counts??!!? Valium. Underwear. Commando. Keaf doesn't mind. It's all about the money! Noco stops the presses..... Meg wears jeans??? Only as protective clothing. Underwear. Nice weather. Underwear. People are expanding.
Karen's printer. No pictures of the kittens yet. Underwear.
The Goat Leg (see post #43718). Is there a dead goat in Kristi's yard? Kristi is apparently saved from the dead goat search when DS wakes up. They make cookies for us instead. Underwear. Dental chatter. Kristi's Goat needs a decluttering challenge thread. The forum gets very slow.
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What's the use of raising our post counts??!!? Valium. Underwear. Commando. Keaf doesn't mind. It's all about the money! Noco stops the presses..... Meg wears jeans??? Only as protective clothing. Underwear. Nice weather. Underwear. People are expanding.
Karen's printer. No pictures of the kittens yet. Underwear.
The Goat Leg (see post #43718). Is there a dead goat in Kristi's yard? Kristi is apparently saved from the dead goat search when DS wakes up. They make cookies for us instead. Underwear. Dental chatter. Kristi's Goat needs a decluttering challenge thread. The forum gets very slow.
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Mini-Update.
Noco has only changed her avatar once, BZ.
Thanks for trying to fix Karen's printer, FCB. We know you're better at this in real life.
Schwing!
Google kill Barney, but use safe search or you may blush.
That pic of Richard Simmons just keeps coming back. I still love it.
Norma ignores fighting children. Renae offers headphones and ear muffs. It appears Renae has insomnia. Oh, now it appears she is bored. Norma hates grocery shopping and grocery putting away. She is going to try to make butternut squash. Morgy likes grocery shopping, when she can buy what she wants.
Karen: At this moment the cat is having kittens in my kitchen towel drawer.
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Thanks for trying to fix Karen's printer, FCB. We know you're better at this in real life.
Schwing!
Google kill Barney, but use safe search or you may blush.
That pic of Richard Simmons just keeps coming back. I still love it.
Norma ignores fighting children. Renae offers headphones and ear muffs. It appears Renae has insomnia. Oh, now it appears she is bored. Norma hates grocery shopping and grocery putting away. She is going to try to make butternut squash. Morgy likes grocery shopping, when she can buy what she wants.
Karen: At this moment the cat is having kittens in my kitchen towel drawer.
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Friday, March 6, 2009
Countries, Birthdays, St. Paddy's Day approaches
The Shamelessness-By-Country report seems incomplete. Texas is it's own country. Norma is up way too early and claims her country! Kerry's DS is sick in the middle of the night again. Keaf is up way too early. Quebec is it's own country. (Editor's Note: If any Children of the Corn are reading this, Texas and Quebec are NOT their own countries. While the Shameless Thread prides itself on accuracy, don't believe everything you read on the internet.)
More birthday wishes. We are all grateful to MelbBoy for his assistance in easing the backlog in the ShamelessLite Update Center. The Winter of Kerry's Discontent. AJ clutter the thread with shamelessness. Norma gives her a WTG!! The Girls (Editor's note: The ones who clean the oven?) wake Morgy up 3:00 am.
More birthday wishes. Sanity. The Shamelessness-By-Country report starts to fill out a little. Abby goes off to shower, work and blah, blah, blah. Jo's little one got sick in the car. She has a lot to do today and is hosting a sleepover tonight for ten 5- and 6-year-olds, but still says TGIF.
Morgy's scrapbook page. Karen's printer. Her dog needs to learn how to drop clothes into the hamper. Scrapbooking. Morgy's new signature. (We like it!) Kerry and DS make Magic Cookie Bars for us. Allrecipes.com -- the one with one can of condensed milk and no butterscotch chips. Yummy yum yum. BZ is researching St. Patrick's Day. Sick child empathy.
Norma educates us:
I think most people in Ireland see Paddys day as one big piss up! We have parades all right but the small local ones can be pretty boring and the crowds at the city ones worry me with little kids.
Sharra approaches 8,500. Medical chatter, food and Flying Angel has no In-Laws this weekend!! Dr. Seuss. LOLcat in Outer Space. Noco's knock knock joke. Chuck Norris jokes. Noco gets forwarded to the fake anti-virus spam ad.
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More birthday wishes. We are all grateful to MelbBoy for his assistance in easing the backlog in the ShamelessLite Update Center. The Winter of Kerry's Discontent. AJ clutter the thread with shamelessness. Norma gives her a WTG!! The Girls (Editor's note: The ones who clean the oven?) wake Morgy up 3:00 am.
More birthday wishes. Sanity. The Shamelessness-By-Country report starts to fill out a little. Abby goes off to shower, work and blah, blah, blah. Jo's little one got sick in the car. She has a lot to do today and is hosting a sleepover tonight for ten 5- and 6-year-olds, but still says TGIF.
Morgy's scrapbook page. Karen's printer. Her dog needs to learn how to drop clothes into the hamper. Scrapbooking. Morgy's new signature. (We like it!) Kerry and DS make Magic Cookie Bars for us. Allrecipes.com -- the one with one can of condensed milk and no butterscotch chips. Yummy yum yum. BZ is researching St. Patrick's Day. Sick child empathy.
Norma educates us:
I think most people in Ireland see Paddys day as one big piss up! We have parades all right but the small local ones can be pretty boring and the crowds at the city ones worry me with little kids.
Sharra approaches 8,500. Medical chatter, food and Flying Angel has no In-Laws this weekend!! Dr. Seuss. LOLcat in Outer Space. Noco's knock knock joke. Chuck Norris jokes. Noco gets forwarded to the fake anti-virus spam ad.
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Another Shameless Backlog Part 2 - Happy Birthday Darla & BZ!
More tsking. Shameless notepaper. FlyCat poses quizette to Karen re : printer. We await Karen's replies.
Happy Birthday Darla! The big 4-0.
The dog in the dishwasher does not belong to Renae. However, her DD's "lovey head fell off" which resulted in an emergency trip to Build a bear. Renae posts pics and signs to alleviate her boredom.
Karen responds to quizette. We are ksted by MP : "I'm very proud of everyone...no posting for almost3.5 hours. What is the opposite of a tsk?kst kst kst kst."
1/2 of quintuplet toddlers sliding in oil on kitchen floor. MP's kids covered in coloured paint from head to toe. Norma's DS has a tummy ache and needs to be collected from school. Misty is soon to find out the date of her c-section. Snow. No snow.
BZ is nagged by RL. Lego is in a good mood today. Morgy posts info for Norma on how to put a link to her accountability thread on her signature. p. 2163 (Ed : Thanks Morgy, I might use this myself some day). Lego's pups are getting their pics taken professionally.
Morgy is still in her robe at 12:05 pm. However, her digital scrapbooking is looking great! Lego is still in a good mood. Her dogs love her even though she dances like....something "not pretty."
BZ returns to ask questions. FlyCat posts advice regarding technical aspects of printers. Lego still dancin' around to JT. Is it really BZ's birthday? Kerry has a Mom's Night Out to go to. More printer talk. Misty posts cute 4-d ultrasound of her baby. She is having the baby on 30 March.
Abby asks how many countries are shamelessly represented. Jo's Abbie has a cute new haircut. Kristi is cleaning before her DH gets home tomorrow. Melbgirl and Kristi rapid click their way to shamelessness.
Happy Birthday BZ! It really is her birthday and she's 29 today!
Instruction manuals aren't meant to be easy to understand. FlyCat : "It's strange that the manufacturers don't understand that people are trying to USE their products." Main page of the forum gives BZ's age as 9. Simple mistake; BZ meant it to show 29.
Melbgirl now earns more laurels. Kristi has been Facebook stalking people she knew from high school. More about links. FlyCat studies. Kristi cleans. FlyCat reads Melbgirl's mind.
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Happy Birthday Darla! The big 4-0.
The dog in the dishwasher does not belong to Renae. However, her DD's "lovey head fell off" which resulted in an emergency trip to Build a bear. Renae posts pics and signs to alleviate her boredom.
Karen responds to quizette. We are ksted by MP : "I'm very proud of everyone...no posting for almost3.5 hours. What is the opposite of a tsk?kst kst kst kst."
1/2 of quintuplet toddlers sliding in oil on kitchen floor. MP's kids covered in coloured paint from head to toe. Norma's DS has a tummy ache and needs to be collected from school. Misty is soon to find out the date of her c-section. Snow. No snow.
BZ is nagged by RL. Lego is in a good mood today. Morgy posts info for Norma on how to put a link to her accountability thread on her signature. p. 2163 (Ed : Thanks Morgy, I might use this myself some day). Lego's pups are getting their pics taken professionally.
Morgy is still in her robe at 12:05 pm. However, her digital scrapbooking is looking great! Lego is still in a good mood. Her dogs love her even though she dances like....something "not pretty."
BZ returns to ask questions. FlyCat posts advice regarding technical aspects of printers. Lego still dancin' around to JT. Is it really BZ's birthday? Kerry has a Mom's Night Out to go to. More printer talk. Misty posts cute 4-d ultrasound of her baby. She is having the baby on 30 March.
Abby asks how many countries are shamelessly represented. Jo's Abbie has a cute new haircut. Kristi is cleaning before her DH gets home tomorrow. Melbgirl and Kristi rapid click their way to shamelessness.
Happy Birthday BZ! It really is her birthday and she's 29 today!
Instruction manuals aren't meant to be easy to understand. FlyCat : "It's strange that the manufacturers don't understand that people are trying to USE their products." Main page of the forum gives BZ's age as 9. Simple mistake; BZ meant it to show 29.
Melbgirl now earns more laurels. Kristi has been Facebook stalking people she knew from high school. More about links. FlyCat studies. Kristi cleans. FlyCat reads Melbgirl's mind.
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Another Shameless Backlog - shameless!
Misty is a fast typist and has worn several letters off her computer. Grandparents. Teenagers. Cleaning. School.
Karen saves money on DH's truck repairs. Misty overcharged by Electric company. Landlords could be related to mechanics. More mechanics.
Luvinlocks lands in Shameless for her first post. wOOt.
Karen posts recipe.
"I went back to look for the recipe. It was posted by "CoastieNC" in the Never Fail Crockpot Recipes thread in the Kitchen Forum. Here it is (just copied/pasted from her post)."
Crockpot BBQ – North Carolina style, vinegar based BBQ pork2 tbs. brown sugar1 tbs. Paprika2 tsp. salt1/2 tsp. pepper1 boneless pork butt or shoulder roast – I use about a 3-4 pound one and that makesenough for plenty leftover1/4 c. cider vinegar (I use a little more)2-4 tsp. Worcestershire sauce1 ½ tsp. crushed red pepper flakes1 ½ tsp. sugar1/2 tsp. dry mustard1/2 tsp. garlic powder – I use more1/4 tsp. cayenne pepperCombine brown sugar, paprika, salt, and pepper and rub mixture over roast. Place in crockpot, sitting it on top of about 6 foil balls to hold it out of the liquid (original recipe said to brown first but I never do that). In a bowl, combine vinegar, Worcestershire, pepper flakes, sugar, mustard, garlic salt, and cayenne pepper. Mix well. Drizzle half of vinegar mixture over roast. Cover. Cook on low 10 hours or on high 6 hours. Remove meat. Discard juices. I put meat on a large plate and remove any fat, most of it melts off during cooking. Shred meat with two forks if desired, or just pull apart. It is falling off the bone tender. Use remaining vinegar mixture to drizzle over when serving. In our case, I make a double batch of the sauce and put half in during cooking and save the rest for serving.I usually put this in the crockpot before we go to bed – high for a little while then turn to low before I go to bed – and let it cook all night. Then in the morning remove the meat. Most all of the fat in the roast melts away during cooking. Cooking all night gives more browned edges too, more like real BBQ. After you shred the meat, if you stir in more of the vinegar sauce and let it sit for long, it really spices it up! Might want to try just adding it when you serve it until you see how you like it.I usually buy the boston butt that is about a 7 pounder, and have the butcher cut it in half for me and package separately so it fits easier in the crockpot, and it makes plenty.
Roberts and Jeremys. Abby asks : "How do we keep the riffraff out?" Ironing. Misty has consult and ultrasound on Thursday. Keys.
Morgy attempts digital scrapbooking. Chocolate. Melbgirl forgets to pick up son from kindergarten. Pledges to be more shameless until Kerry points her in the right direction.
Quotes :
Kerry : "The non-shameless wouldn't understand our devotion to this world."
Lego : "ZOMG is just like omg but lolified."
Sharra also admits to leaving DS at day-care in September. Kerry : "I only forget my kid on purpose."
Sharra manages a quick change on another thread which almost leads to Kerry making out of context and risque comments. MP claims ownership of blog. Kristi changes avatar. MP removes cloak of invisibility. Noco changes appearance also. It's a hOOt. FlyCat says it's Days of Owl Lives.
Is MP naked again? More nakedness. Kerry gets sucked into a thread and bypasses a good book. Cute pineapple boy reappears to magically take us to Hawaii. Temperature conversions.
Jo : "Do you all think I can hit my post #2211 on pg 2211? I'm gonna got for it. Do I get like a special prize for doing it?"
Karen's printer hates her. Coffee saves Lady Myst's kids. Morgy forgets to save work and loses while in Photoshop. Renae really just wants to be shameless. (Ed. Don't we all?) Norma's line at work is closed and she will be off work for 3 weeks. The upside is that she will get the house clean and be shameless at the same time.
More printers. MP tsks. So does Kristi. Kristi hits 5000. Misty hits 1000. Another VP. Congratulations to you both. Misty's raging hormones.
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Karen saves money on DH's truck repairs. Misty overcharged by Electric company. Landlords could be related to mechanics. More mechanics.
Luvinlocks lands in Shameless for her first post. wOOt.
Karen posts recipe.
"I went back to look for the recipe. It was posted by "CoastieNC" in the Never Fail Crockpot Recipes thread in the Kitchen Forum. Here it is (just copied/pasted from her post)."
Crockpot BBQ – North Carolina style, vinegar based BBQ pork2 tbs. brown sugar1 tbs. Paprika2 tsp. salt1/2 tsp. pepper1 boneless pork butt or shoulder roast – I use about a 3-4 pound one and that makesenough for plenty leftover1/4 c. cider vinegar (I use a little more)2-4 tsp. Worcestershire sauce1 ½ tsp. crushed red pepper flakes1 ½ tsp. sugar1/2 tsp. dry mustard1/2 tsp. garlic powder – I use more1/4 tsp. cayenne pepperCombine brown sugar, paprika, salt, and pepper and rub mixture over roast. Place in crockpot, sitting it on top of about 6 foil balls to hold it out of the liquid (original recipe said to brown first but I never do that). In a bowl, combine vinegar, Worcestershire, pepper flakes, sugar, mustard, garlic salt, and cayenne pepper. Mix well. Drizzle half of vinegar mixture over roast. Cover. Cook on low 10 hours or on high 6 hours. Remove meat. Discard juices. I put meat on a large plate and remove any fat, most of it melts off during cooking. Shred meat with two forks if desired, or just pull apart. It is falling off the bone tender. Use remaining vinegar mixture to drizzle over when serving. In our case, I make a double batch of the sauce and put half in during cooking and save the rest for serving.I usually put this in the crockpot before we go to bed – high for a little while then turn to low before I go to bed – and let it cook all night. Then in the morning remove the meat. Most all of the fat in the roast melts away during cooking. Cooking all night gives more browned edges too, more like real BBQ. After you shred the meat, if you stir in more of the vinegar sauce and let it sit for long, it really spices it up! Might want to try just adding it when you serve it until you see how you like it.I usually buy the boston butt that is about a 7 pounder, and have the butcher cut it in half for me and package separately so it fits easier in the crockpot, and it makes plenty.
Roberts and Jeremys. Abby asks : "How do we keep the riffraff out?" Ironing. Misty has consult and ultrasound on Thursday. Keys.
Morgy attempts digital scrapbooking. Chocolate. Melbgirl forgets to pick up son from kindergarten. Pledges to be more shameless until Kerry points her in the right direction.
Quotes :
Kerry : "The non-shameless wouldn't understand our devotion to this world."
Lego : "ZOMG is just like omg but lolified."
Sharra also admits to leaving DS at day-care in September. Kerry : "I only forget my kid on purpose."
Sharra manages a quick change on another thread which almost leads to Kerry making out of context and risque comments. MP claims ownership of blog. Kristi changes avatar. MP removes cloak of invisibility. Noco changes appearance also. It's a hOOt. FlyCat says it's Days of Owl Lives.
Is MP naked again? More nakedness. Kerry gets sucked into a thread and bypasses a good book. Cute pineapple boy reappears to magically take us to Hawaii. Temperature conversions.
Jo : "Do you all think I can hit my post #2211 on pg 2211? I'm gonna got for it. Do I get like a special prize for doing it?"
Karen's printer hates her. Coffee saves Lady Myst's kids. Morgy forgets to save work and loses while in Photoshop. Renae really just wants to be shameless. (Ed. Don't we all?) Norma's line at work is closed and she will be off work for 3 weeks. The upside is that she will get the house clean and be shameless at the same time.
More printers. MP tsks. So does Kristi. Kristi hits 5000. Misty hits 1000. Another VP. Congratulations to you both. Misty's raging hormones.
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Tuesday, March 3, 2009
CHEATERS NEVER WIN!!!
Osteo-arthrits. Try gluclosimate. Or glucosamine. Get some exercise. Weight training can help, even if you use canned veggies or 2liter soda-pop bottles filled with water and your kids make fun of you. Check out the Mayo Clinic website. It has nothing to do with sub sandwiches.
Ironing.
Australia is having a windy autumn day.
Ironing.
Robber who wants to be a cop.
Sharra irons too much.
When this was taken, Renae was wearing pink leg warmers and pink jelly shoes. Gnarly.
BZ shovels for 2 hours and burns major calories.
More broken records aka cheating.
Meg has her eyes on BZ's rainbow again!
Morgy's cute baby!
This is old but it bears repeating:
FCB's brain now relates everything in the world to:
A. The Shameless Thread
B. Computers
C. Food
D. All of the above
The answer is D, of course!
FCB scares away our guests with her theories about who they are. Abby is one of them. We know Kris is one sometimes at lunch.
Questions about the components of portable computers? Ask FCB, she should be an expert by now.
Medium makes Kristi jumpy when she has no adult company.
Sharra's kids have returned from the Child Swap thing and are amazing their mother with their swish and swipe skills. Lucky woman!
Lego does her VP job well, posting loldogs and encouraging us to opt to adopt.
Hi, Abby! Thanks for adding shamelessness to your schedule. W00T!
Kris is busy with report cards.
AJ cheats to get a higher post count. Apparently we don't get a lot of Australian guests, as she reports that the thread is lurk free when most Americans and Canadians are asleep.
MessyMoo pops in. She feels ill. Feel better soon!
Misty awakens to a peaceful house, although her cat is mischievous. Good appt with dietician yesterday. Hooray!
Booby-trapping the fridge is not cool. Sharra is handed the Bat of Male Understanding after the milk spills everywhere thanks to dh.
Karen is subbing today. It's a good gig, as she can spend most of the day on the computer. She posts lovely spring pics while I seem to ignore her. I wasn't, I just hadn't caught up yet. Sorry, K!
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Ironing.
Australia is having a windy autumn day.
Ironing.
Robber who wants to be a cop.
Sharra irons too much.
When this was taken, Renae was wearing pink leg warmers and pink jelly shoes. Gnarly. BZ shovels for 2 hours and burns major calories.
More broken records aka cheating.
Meg has her eyes on BZ's rainbow again!
Morgy's cute baby!
This is old but it bears repeating:
FCB's brain now relates everything in the world to:
A. The Shameless Thread
B. Computers
C. Food
D. All of the above
The answer is D, of course!
FCB scares away our guests with her theories about who they are. Abby is one of them. We know Kris is one sometimes at lunch.
Questions about the components of portable computers? Ask FCB, she should be an expert by now.
Medium makes Kristi jumpy when she has no adult company.
Sharra's kids have returned from the Child Swap thing and are amazing their mother with their swish and swipe skills. Lucky woman!
Lego does her VP job well, posting loldogs and encouraging us to opt to adopt.
Hi, Abby! Thanks for adding shamelessness to your schedule. W00T!
Kris is busy with report cards.
AJ cheats to get a higher post count. Apparently we don't get a lot of Australian guests, as she reports that the thread is lurk free when most Americans and Canadians are asleep.
MessyMoo pops in. She feels ill. Feel better soon!
Misty awakens to a peaceful house, although her cat is mischievous. Good appt with dietician yesterday. Hooray!
Booby-trapping the fridge is not cool. Sharra is handed the Bat of Male Understanding after the milk spills everywhere thanks to dh.
Karen is subbing today. It's a good gig, as she can spend most of the day on the computer. She posts lovely spring pics while I seem to ignore her. I wasn't, I just hadn't caught up yet. Sorry, K!
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Monday, March 2, 2009
Shameless Backlog
Subway. Goldfish. Temperatures in Canada. Canadian Tire microcloths. Snow. Teenagers showing maturity. Snow. Karen gets shamelessly paranoid. Kerry has kept two out of three free fish from a fair alive. LadyMyst's DD wakes her up too early then takes a nap. Her DS runs on at full-speed. The secret party comes out of hiding.
Karen:
"Other threads are boring: all about cleaning and challenges and stuff. Yuck."
It's Joey time! (He's a rock star!)
Kerry as Shameless Headquarters Dispatcher:
"K Ken 10. Do you read me? Go put away some cds or something. Roger roger. "
Green Eggs and Ham. Tom and Jerry. Homework. The Hopes in the Saturday cleaning thread. Morgy has breakfast. Does the Male with the Red Roses need all of them? Abby is shameless, but solo -- not even any lurkers.
Saturday at the M Household:
Kerry's tile project is grouted and drying. DS is working on art without a plan. He reads well (maybe a junior librarian!) DH is grouting in bathroom.
Sharra sleeps in but she's still tired. Abby has a mean female chihuahua and realizes how addicting shamelessness is.
Morgy on the term WOOT!:
Depends on the type of game and age of the wooter, it can either be spelled "woot" or w00t". Tends to happen more in the MMORGs (Massively multiplayer online roleplaying games), such as Everquest, Ultima Online, World of Warcraft, even Star Wars: Galaxies:)
Proper usage of the term can be "Woot! I used my uber bow and owned that dragon!", or if they are younger and/or immature, it would be, "W00t! J00 gotz pwn3d, d3wd!"
Renae brings us a giant Girl Scout cookie. (See post 42068.) She has 300 boxes of these to deliver. We're going to an 80s-themed party with her. We give her our old clothes.
It's the first day of Autumn in Australia, aka Melbgirl DS' birthday. Karen works on her "deal with it later" pile. LadyMyst throws us chocolate bars and requests ice water when she's dead. Kristi throws us LOLcats and Darla's Corndog (see post 42113).
Talking on the phone and being shameless do not mix. Conan as the Chocolate Man. FAIL photos. Post 42145 on order for the Children of the Corn. See Post 42149 for Gift of True Love for your DH.
Denny's. Baby goods. ShamelessLite was 40 pages behind on Saturday night. Kerry's case study continues. [Editor's note: I hope it's about ShamelessLite!] BZ recommends the Neti Pot.
Total Forum Lurker to Member ratio:
March 1, 10:40 am EST
78 guests to 6 members
13:1
Karen's van may get fixed soon. Sharra has a fender bender then gets lost on the way to a party with bitching children. Morgy gives her tea. Morgy's Frog Shirt. Indian food. People at computers too long, not wanting to clean their houses. Brothers and Sisters. Frogs. Kristi asks if we've kissed one. Wal-Mart. Fridge spill. Rain. Laundry.
Darla has her eyes closed. [Editor's note: Where did she go? She was right here a minute ago.] Kristi adds shameless clutter.
Kristi:
"I'm going to reach 4900 all alone. Yall all better have spotless homes."
Brothers and Sisters. Morgy shamelessly clutters the thread. Flying Angel shamelessly clutters the thread. Canada has a heat wave -- 12 below 0 C. Texas goes from 80F to 30F in two days. Sharra can't Can-can. Canada vs. California vs. Iowa. Climates. Weather. WebDude, but it's not about porn.
Lurker to Member ratio:
March 1, 11:20 pm
51 Guests to 12 Members
4.25 to 1
FCB scares everyone away from the Shameless Thread, even the lurkers.
Medical chatter. Good mornings. Kerry thinks we're productive and turns in her paper online. BZ was Can-canning and shoveling snow. Flying Angel's DS is clingy. [Editor's note: Maybe she wants to post shamelessly, too.] It's 80 degrees in New Mexico. Morgy hasn't aged in 15 years. Karen whistles at her.
Kerry:
"I cleaned for an hour.
I took a shower.
I'm watching stupid Rock of Love.
The best thing to do that I could think of.
In 1.5 hours ds will be home.
Think I'll write out homework instead of a poem.
"
Sharra needs to iron and have chocolate. Frog Ballet. Chocolate Frog Cake. Chocolate Frog. There's a Club for people with Invisibile Diseases.
L-to-M Ratio:
March 2, 6:00pm
77 Guests and 23 Members
3.35:1
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Karen:
"Other threads are boring: all about cleaning and challenges and stuff. Yuck."
It's Joey time! (He's a rock star!)
Kerry as Shameless Headquarters Dispatcher:
"K Ken 10. Do you read me? Go put away some cds or something. Roger roger. "
Green Eggs and Ham. Tom and Jerry. Homework. The Hopes in the Saturday cleaning thread. Morgy has breakfast. Does the Male with the Red Roses need all of them? Abby is shameless, but solo -- not even any lurkers.
Saturday at the M Household:
Kerry's tile project is grouted and drying. DS is working on art without a plan. He reads well (maybe a junior librarian!) DH is grouting in bathroom.
Sharra sleeps in but she's still tired. Abby has a mean female chihuahua and realizes how addicting shamelessness is.
Morgy on the term WOOT!:
Depends on the type of game and age of the wooter, it can either be spelled "woot" or w00t". Tends to happen more in the MMORGs (Massively multiplayer online roleplaying games), such as Everquest, Ultima Online, World of Warcraft, even Star Wars: Galaxies:)
Proper usage of the term can be "Woot! I used my uber bow and owned that dragon!", or if they are younger and/or immature, it would be, "W00t! J00 gotz pwn3d, d3wd!"
Renae brings us a giant Girl Scout cookie. (See post 42068.) She has 300 boxes of these to deliver. We're going to an 80s-themed party with her. We give her our old clothes.
It's the first day of Autumn in Australia, aka Melbgirl DS' birthday. Karen works on her "deal with it later" pile. LadyMyst throws us chocolate bars and requests ice water when she's dead. Kristi throws us LOLcats and Darla's Corndog (see post 42113).
Talking on the phone and being shameless do not mix. Conan as the Chocolate Man. FAIL photos. Post 42145 on order for the Children of the Corn. See Post 42149 for Gift of True Love for your DH.
Denny's. Baby goods. ShamelessLite was 40 pages behind on Saturday night. Kerry's case study continues. [Editor's note: I hope it's about ShamelessLite!] BZ recommends the Neti Pot.
Total Forum Lurker to Member ratio:
March 1, 10:40 am EST
78 guests to 6 members
13:1
Karen's van may get fixed soon. Sharra has a fender bender then gets lost on the way to a party with bitching children. Morgy gives her tea. Morgy's Frog Shirt. Indian food. People at computers too long, not wanting to clean their houses. Brothers and Sisters. Frogs. Kristi asks if we've kissed one. Wal-Mart. Fridge spill. Rain. Laundry.
Darla has her eyes closed. [Editor's note: Where did she go? She was right here a minute ago.] Kristi adds shameless clutter.
Kristi:
"I'm going to reach 4900 all alone. Yall all better have spotless homes."
Brothers and Sisters. Morgy shamelessly clutters the thread. Flying Angel shamelessly clutters the thread. Canada has a heat wave -- 12 below 0 C. Texas goes from 80F to 30F in two days. Sharra can't Can-can. Canada vs. California vs. Iowa. Climates. Weather. WebDude, but it's not about porn.
Lurker to Member ratio:
March 1, 11:20 pm
51 Guests to 12 Members
4.25 to 1
FCB scares everyone away from the Shameless Thread, even the lurkers.
Medical chatter. Good mornings. Kerry thinks we're productive and turns in her paper online. BZ was Can-canning and shoveling snow. Flying Angel's DS is clingy. [Editor's note: Maybe she wants to post shamelessly, too.] It's 80 degrees in New Mexico. Morgy hasn't aged in 15 years. Karen whistles at her.
Kerry:
"I cleaned for an hour.
I took a shower.
I'm watching stupid Rock of Love.
The best thing to do that I could think of.
In 1.5 hours ds will be home.
Think I'll write out homework instead of a poem.
Sharra needs to iron and have chocolate. Frog Ballet. Chocolate Frog Cake. Chocolate Frog. There's a Club for people with Invisibile Diseases.
L-to-M Ratio:
March 2, 6:00pm
77 Guests and 23 Members
3.35:1
2127
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Iowa weather, Frogs
People are good not using pot. Drinking -- only one "No" so far. Sharra may have gotten Children of the Corn from the CCT Bank.
Woot! Grey's Anatomy! Unwoot! It's a rerun. Ad chatter. Aunty Melbgirl (but we were mispell it as Auntie in the US). FCB's Genius Beanie Theory of the Ads. No Larry King Live, so Darla's trapped with us. Ad grumbling. Keaf washing dishes. Flying Angel thanks him. Auntie/Aunty. Housework. Darla wants a Red Beanie. Can she tape ER and stay with us? There's a big storm in Iowa.
Conspiracies. Iowa storm. LadyMyst's tree limb breaks her fence. Rain. Hail. Pee. Maybe Caunaundiauns spell it Auuntuy. Iowa weather = rain, thunder, freezing rain, then a little snow, now WIND. More snow to come. Pee size hail.
Frog Hats!! What the H8LL is going on in Iowa?? Frog Hat for Darla!! (Still no beanie.) A call for Frog Ads. Flying Angel is doing housework while Iowa is getting pounded with pee. Frog posting to draw Frog Ads. Froggy wallets and blankets. Rash Thread Hi Jacquesed. French ads. Iowa weather sucks. Frog Hat with Feathers. Sharra reports "Aunt-eh!" Why is ointment bad? Who's FBC? Basement filled with pee. Baking soda. Are there Frog Ads yet?
Google tells Melbgirl to end her clutter problems. Mother's Day is celebrated during Lent in the UK. Darla may have frog pox and has faux paus coming out her arse. Baking soda! Bed or beer? It's a win-win. FCB talks 6,000 but doesn't come through with it. Other people will not understand the Frog postings. We are all apathetic towards them. Name change for FCB? Who's FBC? No name change for BZ. How fast can FCB think? Not very. Kerry gets impatient. It's bedtime.
Crazy Frog. Goodnights. Frogs. Karen's DH wearing a Frog Hat. Darla's Red Beanie. Karen's DS has three dates on the same day. Money. Budgets. Baby goods. Being poor. Sharing. Drama cookies. Sick kids. Being poor. A good French Zoo will have a phoque. Children of the Corn are staying at Sharra's all next week. Espanol. Ointment. Decluttering.
Poorly little sausage boy is feeling better. YAY! Hopping frog. Spanish decluttering. French. Miss Croaky Britches. Grocery shopping. Ella in clothes. Frog Hats. Kerry calls Ella. The Alledged Frog Joke. Renae wants to play for 15 minutes of anything. There is no Alledged Frog Joke. FCB needs to play two hours of anything. Frog in the Canonigos. LOLfrogs. Flying Angel orders wings for us and buys baby goods.
Melbgirl brings Saturday with her. Rapid-clicking is shameless and cluttering up the shameless thread. Frogs. Chocolate. NEWO. Chocolate. [Editor's note: That's how I do it, too, in that order!] People's glasses are f-i-l-t-h-y. Dogs. Chocolate. Glasses. BZ declutters her email. Dogs.
Webdude and porn. Wine. MP awards Kristi the butt-kisser-of-the-day award!!!! LadyMyst is getting peed off. Homework. Ads. Kerry is MP's BFF. LadyMyst asks "whose butt are we posed to be kissin?" She is forewarned of the slapping. The butt-kisser-of-the-day award is MP herself! Posters kissing MP's butt. Buffalo Gals dancing by the light of the moon. Venus is next to the moon. Back hair. Poems override slapdowns. [Editor's note: Always have a poem handy!]
Lady Myst hits 1,000!!
Canada has LOTS of rhymes. Really it does!
LadyMyst:
ode to dear ole canada
you feel like a whole new planent-a
when i think of you i want to weep
cuz you could kick our ass in one big sweep.
Kerry:
A nice Haiku
Stop being funny.
I have work to do, you know.
So cut it out now.
MP rubs in that Canada beat the US and burned down the White House.
FCB:
There once was a woman named Freda
Who wanted to move to Rwanda
But since she loved snow
Decided to go
North all the way up to Canada
Venus. Bacon derriere. The True Prime Minister. MP = PM. FCB gets a Seat in the Cabinet (heated recyliner with optional panty/bra heaters). Are there Pee Storms in Canada, too? Yes! Serious Pee storms tomorrow.
(C x 1.8) + 32 = F -- FCB is MP's hero! Free Room and Board!! WOO HOO!! And Pee storms. [Editor's note: Memorize your metric/US conversions.]
Male with Red Roses! Kitty friends. dh. Male with Red Roses leaving FCB for LadyMyst. Mr. Hypno? Kerry hates him. The Yeti saves her from them. Creative puns (See post #41949.)
2100
Woot! Grey's Anatomy! Unwoot! It's a rerun. Ad chatter. Aunty Melbgirl (but we were mispell it as Auntie in the US). FCB's Genius Beanie Theory of the Ads. No Larry King Live, so Darla's trapped with us. Ad grumbling. Keaf washing dishes. Flying Angel thanks him. Auntie/Aunty. Housework. Darla wants a Red Beanie. Can she tape ER and stay with us? There's a big storm in Iowa.
Conspiracies. Iowa storm. LadyMyst's tree limb breaks her fence. Rain. Hail. Pee. Maybe Caunaundiauns spell it Auuntuy. Iowa weather = rain, thunder, freezing rain, then a little snow, now WIND. More snow to come. Pee size hail.
Frog Hats!! What the H8LL is going on in Iowa?? Frog Hat for Darla!! (Still no beanie.) A call for Frog Ads. Flying Angel is doing housework while Iowa is getting pounded with pee. Frog posting to draw Frog Ads. Froggy wallets and blankets. Rash Thread Hi Jacquesed. French ads. Iowa weather sucks. Frog Hat with Feathers. Sharra reports "Aunt-eh!" Why is ointment bad? Who's FBC? Basement filled with pee. Baking soda. Are there Frog Ads yet?
Google tells Melbgirl to end her clutter problems. Mother's Day is celebrated during Lent in the UK. Darla may have frog pox and has faux paus coming out her arse. Baking soda! Bed or beer? It's a win-win. FCB talks 6,000 but doesn't come through with it. Other people will not understand the Frog postings. We are all apathetic towards them. Name change for FCB? Who's FBC? No name change for BZ. How fast can FCB think? Not very. Kerry gets impatient. It's bedtime.
Crazy Frog. Goodnights. Frogs. Karen's DH wearing a Frog Hat. Darla's Red Beanie. Karen's DS has three dates on the same day. Money. Budgets. Baby goods. Being poor. Sharing. Drama cookies. Sick kids. Being poor. A good French Zoo will have a phoque. Children of the Corn are staying at Sharra's all next week. Espanol. Ointment. Decluttering.
Poorly little sausage boy is feeling better. YAY! Hopping frog. Spanish decluttering. French. Miss Croaky Britches. Grocery shopping. Ella in clothes. Frog Hats. Kerry calls Ella. The Alledged Frog Joke. Renae wants to play for 15 minutes of anything. There is no Alledged Frog Joke. FCB needs to play two hours of anything. Frog in the Canonigos. LOLfrogs. Flying Angel orders wings for us and buys baby goods.
Melbgirl brings Saturday with her. Rapid-clicking is shameless and cluttering up the shameless thread. Frogs. Chocolate. NEWO. Chocolate. [Editor's note: That's how I do it, too, in that order!] People's glasses are f-i-l-t-h-y. Dogs. Chocolate. Glasses. BZ declutters her email. Dogs.
Webdude and porn. Wine. MP awards Kristi the butt-kisser-of-the-day award!!!! LadyMyst is getting peed off. Homework. Ads. Kerry is MP's BFF. LadyMyst asks "whose butt are we posed to be kissin?" She is forewarned of the slapping. The butt-kisser-of-the-day award is MP herself! Posters kissing MP's butt. Buffalo Gals dancing by the light of the moon. Venus is next to the moon. Back hair. Poems override slapdowns. [Editor's note: Always have a poem handy!]
Lady Myst hits 1,000!!
Canada has LOTS of rhymes. Really it does!
LadyMyst:
ode to dear ole canada
you feel like a whole new planent-a
when i think of you i want to weep
cuz you could kick our ass in one big sweep.
Kerry:
A nice Haiku
Stop being funny.
I have work to do, you know.
So cut it out now.
MP rubs in that Canada beat the US and burned down the White House.
FCB:
There once was a woman named Freda
Who wanted to move to Rwanda
But since she loved snow
Decided to go
North all the way up to Canada
Venus. Bacon derriere. The True Prime Minister. MP = PM. FCB gets a Seat in the Cabinet (heated recyliner with optional panty/bra heaters). Are there Pee Storms in Canada, too? Yes! Serious Pee storms tomorrow.
(C x 1.8) + 32 = F -- FCB is MP's hero! Free Room and Board!! WOO HOO!! And Pee storms. [Editor's note: Memorize your metric/US conversions.]
Male with Red Roses! Kitty friends. dh. Male with Red Roses leaving FCB for LadyMyst. Mr. Hypno? Kerry hates him. The Yeti saves her from them. Creative puns (See post #41949.)
2100
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Shameless Thursday
Kerry Mom is a fun grandmother. Kerry gives up Lent for chocolate. DS is feeling better. Renae's modem was broken and she's painting her hallway. Are we jealous? You bet we are! A little apathy about beige, though.
Keaf washing dishes! A REAL MAN!!
Painting. MP takes the day off. Painting Kerry's office. Date night. Sharra doesn't kill her children.
Housework. Cats. Eye exams and new glasses are expensive. Let's take Karen to Hawaii.
"tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk x 41,000"
[Editor's note: I love this blog site!]
No more pessimism for FCB. Blocking ads. Kristi's reading about painting. Lent. AJ's DS energises the girls. (The ones who clean the oven?) We'll get Hawaii souvenirs for Karen's DH when we go. Kerry's choosing trendy blue for the office. AJ practices posting "Kristi-style." (She does a great job of it.) Kerry sings! We love it and the blue.
Slow connections are wonderful for "Kristi-style" posting. WebDude heard about porn and stops by. Flying Angel's isn't feeling well. Karen has a fast connection. Photos of TV doctors. MP's Breakfast Club. She is a Child of the Corn.
Good mornings. People are off to walk and be productive. School breakfast. Kerry's still singing and now she's dancing. Husbands are quarantined for sharing eyeliner.
Morgy's Trick of the Day
Post # 41158 Multiple Tabs in Mozilla and using them with 15 minutes of productivity.
Is Kerry pleading the 5th to BZ? Hawaiian thorns in Karen's side. Another b*^@$_y head-banging thread. Dental cavities refilling themselves? Kettle loves Pot and vice versa. Morgy has earned Karma points.
YAY!! Norma's back being shameless and making pancake!! Morgy's grandmother taking prescription pot. Mom's Drunken Weekend. Drinking. Pot. Hemp. Shirt-smoking grandpas don't do porn.
Iowa gets an ice storm. Sick people need to get well soon! Bedtime is now 6 pm! (For the adults anyway.) Another child for the CCT Bank.
Lady Myst is shamelessly productive. BZ is wondering where everyone is. No, we are not ignoring you! (It's around dinner time in most parts.) Timers. Lady Myst makes garlic bread for us.
2065
Keaf washing dishes! A REAL MAN!!
Painting. MP takes the day off. Painting Kerry's office. Date night. Sharra doesn't kill her children.
Housework. Cats. Eye exams and new glasses are expensive. Let's take Karen to Hawaii.
"tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk x 41,000"[Editor's note: I love this blog site!]
Slow connections are wonderful for "Kristi-style" posting. WebDude heard about porn and stops by. Flying Angel's isn't feeling well. Karen has a fast connection. Photos of TV doctors. MP's Breakfast Club. She is a Child of the Corn.
Good mornings. People are off to walk and be productive. School breakfast. Kerry's still singing and now she's dancing. Husbands are quarantined for sharing eyeliner.
Morgy's Trick of the Day
Post # 41158 Multiple Tabs in Mozilla and using them with 15 minutes of productivity.
Is Kerry pleading the 5th to BZ? Hawaiian thorns in Karen's side. Another b*^@$_y head-banging thread. Dental cavities refilling themselves? Kettle loves Pot and vice versa. Morgy has earned Karma points.
YAY!! Norma's back being shameless and making pancake!! Morgy's grandmother taking prescription pot. Mom's Drunken Weekend. Drinking. Pot. Hemp. Shirt-smoking grandpas don't do porn.
Iowa gets an ice storm. Sick people need to get well soon! Bedtime is now 6 pm! (For the adults anyway.) Another child for the CCT Bank.
Lady Myst is shamelessly productive. BZ is wondering where everyone is. No, we are not ignoring you! (It's around dinner time in most parts.) Timers. Lady Myst makes garlic bread for us.
2065
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Jewelry, Chocolate, Lent, Rants, Ads, Poo Poo Cookies
Jo sorts her jewelry. Lyse is thinking about giving up the internet for Lent. Money. Haystacks. BZ gets her hair done. Morning hugs. Medical chatter. Money. Kerry and DS were up all night. MIL problems. Motivation and bribes. Posters passing through.
People living frugally. Children for the CCT Bank. Too many semesters. Too many classes per semester. Medical chatter. Chocolate left in your mailbox is way creepier. Lyse gives up the internet, except her blogs. Kerry is mad. Darla is shameless. Morgy spanks Flying Angel's MIL and put her in a timeout. [Editor's note: I applaud all of you.]
Darla is productively shamless. Did BHG grace yell at Darla? Giving up things for Lent. Melbgirl reports that it's already Lent in the Future and someone else bought property her family was interested in. Darla's letter to FlyLady about internet dating ads. AdBlockPlus. Not watching "The Obvious." Melbgirl and FCB were oblivious. FCB has minor political rant. Nip/Tuck. Morgy pushes cat hallucinigens.
MP announces a major rant. VPs settle in their seats. Maybe she's mad at us? Maybe a tsking? We are afraid.
Chapter One -- Monday: Students bringing a sugar cube to school has given Teacher from Hell reason to be stupid.
Darla has corn stuck in between her teeth. She gets it all out.
Chapter Two -- Tuesday: MP temporarily has children of the corn, but she hugs and cuddles them all.
Darla To-Do # 1849710413: Make corn that melts in your mouth.
Lyse bids us farewell but comes back to raise the question of Guests and Anonymous Users. Darla's starving. Flying Angel's doing housework. Noco showers and hits the Benedryl. She smells gorgeous.
Laundry. In-laws.
Good mornings all around. Singing and a joke. Kerry's playing the cleaning game. MP has the day off. BZ offers us Poo Poo Cookies. BZ is shamelessly hoping to get into ShamelessLite. She is very shameless and rapid-clicks.
People are sick. Appointments are cancelled. Plans change.
Darla flies by. Morgy looks for her butterfly net.
2046
People living frugally. Children for the CCT Bank. Too many semesters. Too many classes per semester. Medical chatter. Chocolate left in your mailbox is way creepier. Lyse gives up the internet, except her blogs. Kerry is mad. Darla is shameless. Morgy spanks Flying Angel's MIL and put her in a timeout. [Editor's note: I applaud all of you.]
Darla is productively shamless. Did BHG grace yell at Darla? Giving up things for Lent. Melbgirl reports that it's already Lent in the Future and someone else bought property her family was interested in. Darla's letter to FlyLady about internet dating ads. AdBlockPlus. Not watching "The Obvious." Melbgirl and FCB were oblivious. FCB has minor political rant. Nip/Tuck. Morgy pushes cat hallucinigens.
MP announces a major rant. VPs settle in their seats. Maybe she's mad at us? Maybe a tsking? We are afraid.
Chapter One -- Monday: Students bringing a sugar cube to school has given Teacher from Hell reason to be stupid.
Darla has corn stuck in between her teeth. She gets it all out.
Chapter Two -- Tuesday: MP temporarily has children of the corn, but she hugs and cuddles them all.
Darla To-Do # 1849710413: Make corn that melts in your mouth.
Lyse bids us farewell but comes back to raise the question of Guests and Anonymous Users. Darla's starving. Flying Angel's doing housework. Noco showers and hits the Benedryl. She smells gorgeous.
Laundry. In-laws.
Good mornings all around. Singing and a joke. Kerry's playing the cleaning game. MP has the day off. BZ offers us Poo Poo Cookies. BZ is shamelessly hoping to get into ShamelessLite. She is very shameless and rapid-clicks.
People are sick. Appointments are cancelled. Plans change.
Darla flies by. Morgy looks for her butterfly net.
2046
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Pages 2005 - 2028?!?!?!?!
FCB sewed a zipper then goaded Darla into doing her exercise tomorrow. Darla did it.She is in the same basic area as Jodi.The thread makes her feel drunk. Even Noco has a shameless hangover from it.
Viral infections suck.
Conversation among 3 pre-schoolers. "sigh. it goes on but that is the high light. that and OH HUH! is too! is not!!! is too! is not! what is or is not kids? Spit is the same as not. so glad I asked. NEXT!!" Don't understand that quote? Oh, here's a correction that will clear that up. "spit is the same as snot that is. not not. snot. not. whatever! you know what i mean!"
Ella Bella in her adorable shoes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvfviUTtLMA
Mom's on Strike and her kitchen is a disaster area!
Darla's request:
"Hey take the spam filter off your shameless lite blog please - the captiva thing is not working for me. grrrr
Here's what I TRIED to say on there:
HEY! Enough comments from the peanut crowd. wink.gif
I still LOVVVE fiber one. I don't consider it cereal cuz I don't like milk on it, I eat it plain for a snack.
{grumbles} bunch o smartarses around here that's whatchya are."
FCB replies:
"Fiber One cereal is still cereal if you have it with milk or have it dry.
It's dry cereal.
Sincerely,
The Peanut Gallery
@smarta$$, inc."
FCB increased her school workload, which equals less shamelessness.
FlyingCrazy says hi.
Norma can barely keep up with the shamelessness.
Misty - doesn't feel well, non-sleepy child, baby kicks and hiccups, husband is her hero, MIL is not, and a whooooole lot of shameless posts.
Jo is waiting for Jodi to post pictures of Hercules, whom Jodi once met at a fight. Oh, there they are...yummmmm.
BZ is obsessed with broken records, went to the gym (but did she exercise there?),and may have sent a pm to someone (but it wasn't Kerry.
Priest who is also obstetrician = show-off who can't make up his mind. Maybe it's a pastor, not a priest. That's slightly better.
Ginger from SC stopped by for some support.
The school called Sharra to ask about her new twins. Not a reference to the Girls, but a reference to the twins her child or children told a teacher or teachers that she delivered this weekend. Morgy was kind enough to post pics of some creepy twin girls who reside in a haunted hotel.
Karen is productive.Her dog doesn't want to be vacuumed.
Lyse, Renae, and Kris are missing. What the heck happened to Bridget? Oh, there's Kris - Fly-by tsking.
Noco's life revolves around poo presents. So does Meg's. Sharra's used to.
Virus scanners and new ad pages popping up on this site for no reason.
Jodi says "if you change the sheets, they will pee in the night. ahhhhhhahhhhhhhahhhhhhhh(funky weird music playing in the background as a mystery is revealed to us all)"
You can hear Morgy and Misty sing on singsnap.com. Not together though. Morgy's link is on page 2022. Misty's is way back somewhere.
Does Jodi think she's too cool for the 1000 Club? Kris wants to race her to the next page. Jodi doesn't seem to be playing, but she wins anyway. Then there was some Franglais or Frenglish.
DON'T TAKE YOUR SICK KIDS TO SCHOOL!
Morgy's new siggy. Cute.
AJ read all 82 pages and caught up.
Noco says "I've discovered that when I scroll quickly thru the posts that Kristi used her "clicking" technique... It's a lot like looking directly at a strobe light. Yowza!"
Viral infections suck.
Conversation among 3 pre-schoolers. "sigh. it goes on but that is the high light. that and OH HUH! is too! is not!!! is too! is not! what is or is not kids? Spit is the same as not. so glad I asked. NEXT!!" Don't understand that quote? Oh, here's a correction that will clear that up. "spit is the same as snot that is. not not. snot. not. whatever! you know what i mean!"
Ella Bella in her adorable shoes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvfviUTtLMA
Mom's on Strike and her kitchen is a disaster area!
Darla's request:
"Hey take the spam filter off your shameless lite blog please - the captiva thing is not working for me. grrrr
Here's what I TRIED to say on there:
HEY! Enough comments from the peanut crowd. wink.gif
I still LOVVVE fiber one. I don't consider it cereal cuz I don't like milk on it, I eat it plain for a snack.
{grumbles} bunch o smartarses around here that's whatchya are."
FCB replies:
"Fiber One cereal is still cereal if you have it with milk or have it dry.
It's dry cereal.
Sincerely,
The Peanut Gallery
@smarta$$, inc."
FCB increased her school workload, which equals less shamelessness.
FlyingCrazy says hi.
Norma can barely keep up with the shamelessness.
Misty - doesn't feel well, non-sleepy child, baby kicks and hiccups, husband is her hero, MIL is not, and a whooooole lot of shameless posts.
Jo is waiting for Jodi to post pictures of Hercules, whom Jodi once met at a fight. Oh, there they are...yummmmm.
BZ is obsessed with broken records, went to the gym (but did she exercise there?),and may have sent a pm to someone (but it wasn't Kerry.
Priest who is also obstetrician = show-off who can't make up his mind. Maybe it's a pastor, not a priest. That's slightly better.
Ginger from SC stopped by for some support.
The school called Sharra to ask about her new twins. Not a reference to the Girls, but a reference to the twins her child or children told a teacher or teachers that she delivered this weekend. Morgy was kind enough to post pics of some creepy twin girls who reside in a haunted hotel.
Karen is productive.Her dog doesn't want to be vacuumed.
Lyse, Renae, and Kris are missing. What the heck happened to Bridget? Oh, there's Kris - Fly-by tsking.
Noco's life revolves around poo presents. So does Meg's. Sharra's used to.
Virus scanners and new ad pages popping up on this site for no reason.
Jodi says "if you change the sheets, they will pee in the night. ahhhhhhahhhhhhhahhhhhhhh(funky weird music playing in the background as a mystery is revealed to us all)"
You can hear Morgy and Misty sing on singsnap.com. Not together though. Morgy's link is on page 2022. Misty's is way back somewhere.
Does Jodi think she's too cool for the 1000 Club? Kris wants to race her to the next page. Jodi doesn't seem to be playing, but she wins anyway. Then there was some Franglais or Frenglish.
DON'T TAKE YOUR SICK KIDS TO SCHOOL!
Morgy's new siggy. Cute.
AJ read all 82 pages and caught up.
Noco says "I've discovered that when I scroll quickly thru the posts that Kristi used her "clicking" technique... It's a lot like looking directly at a strobe light. Yowza!"
Sunday, February 22, 2009
The Shameless Post to Page 2,000
Sick children. Jodi's fake birthday. Kristi has another birthday party. Internet apathy. MILs. Kerry's making her own island. Sharra's busy, but reports slobbing around. Creativity. Productivity. FCB hogs a full page blabbing.
Darla's starved. Babies. Darla doesn't eat cereal or drink coffee. (What happened to her Fiber One?) Sharra offers her children to the transfer station. Darla grabs the toast and orange juice. Everyone wants pictures of Kerry's island. The Central Child Trading Bank opens for business.
Noco loses her quotes and gives Sharra a vacation, then makes biscuits and gravy for us before the basketball game. She has a fun day then makes us banana bread.
Cat barf. Waiting on people hand and foot. The roles of CCT Bank branches are defined. Don't send Kerry your pets. She takes a four hour nap, wakes up dehydrated, but invents a cleaning game and sings us a song.
Hungry. 1971 -- it's all about Kerry. Water. No Mr. Hypno in the CCT Bank. Taco Bell.
We need to plan an anniversary party for the forum.
Waiting on Noco hand and foot.
Anniversary Party Planning Note: MP will fly us up to Canada and play the French Horn for us.
Taco Bell. Cereal. Housework. Taco Bell. Lady Mysts' pillow isn't calling her. It's giving her the finger. Lurkers. Lurkers learning secrets. No secrets. Kung Foo Pillow. 1976 -- it's all about Lady Myst. Cleaning ovens vs. fireplaces. Moons and flashes threatening the lurkers.
Kerry:
( | )
Does this post make my butt look big?"
____
Mom's like being alone!
Melbgirl conquers her paper clutter, pads her posts and makes us tea, dinner and mini-pizzas. Flying Angel posts shamelessly with an upset tummy. Prescriptions, rice, Splenda, going on cleaning strike, stages a walk-out on MIL. Prayer request (post 39542). Taco Bell.
Norma is spending very long days out in reality!
Pole Dancer/Home Depot Sales Associate (post 39569). Norma is shameless. Kerry's finished gluing tiles. Reality. Shamelessly dancing with shovels for money and small butts (less than an inch wide).
Kerry seems stuck but is looking for grout and sealant. Notting Hill. Child had nightmares. People catch up on shamelessness. Children having too many needs. LadyMyst thinks Siberia is the answer. Maybe she just needs the CCT Bank.
LadyMyst:
My Dh just came out of the bedroom from his nap after hearing the meltdown and he said, quoted as best I can recall'
"Jesus H Christ Joseph! Your mother is trying to renew her freakin spirit. Can you throw her a bone??!!"
Son, "Daddy, I don't have a bone!"
______
Melbgirl loves the '80s and has a goal of hitting 3,300. Karen confesses to being a craft-supplies addict, especially paints. Morgy is a decorating fiend. Flying Angel's house is still clean. (WOO HOO!!) Then she sings for us!! Morgy's centerpiece. SingSnap and MySpace Karaoke!!
Karen's curtains. Coupons. Karen's curtains and paints. Kevin Sorbo. Lady Myst's DD has a Troll Journal (aka, Control Journal). Karen rapid-clicks her paint addiction inventory.
Sharra is having DS bedtime agitation. BZ can't get her messages. Flying Angel thinks she's mean. And she is shamelessly overbooked with appointments. Oscars. Birthweights. Kids getting bigger. Snot's cheap. Medical chatter. Birthweights. Waving at/threatening Lurkers.
Melbgirl's bank isn't helpful. Darla campaigns for a snot reference. OK! You win though I don't like campaigns. Laundry. Socks. Curtains. Bunk beds. Fast food. Time zone difference. Washer/Dryer repairs. Melbgirl fixes her quotes.
More shamelessness and then:
Darla:
{sings} alllll byyyyyy myyyysseeElllLLLFFFFF
Duuunnnnwannnabbbeeeee allll byyy myyseelfff
Oscars.
[Editor's note: I don't understand the next comment. LOL!!]
Darla:
Wonders what it must be like to come here at 2 PM and watch a bunch of tired women post like their life depended on it making no sense.
Kristi:
We're supposed to make sense?
[Editor's note: ??]
Re: Lurkers. Motive. Not going there. "No sirrrreeee bobbarooonieeeeee." We're supposed to make sense? Why? Why? Why not? Why not?
[Editor's note: I'm laughing/crying now!]
Darla:
Reading what I read is someone else's responsibility.
[Editor's note: Yes, you read that right!]
Darla:
REMEMBERING what I read is someone else's responsibility - like Kerry's or Flycat's for instance.
[Editor's note: OH NO!! What if we don't know what you've read?]
Someone make Darla do 30 minutes of walking/running. Get her in the AM!!
Sharra is NOT asleep. Walking. Mystery acronyms. Melbgirl announces WW3.
Shamelessly striving for page 2,000. Bob the Builder. Invisible dead people. Darla's hungry again. Pissy-nay-sayers. Melbgirl is hungry and offers no food this time. Bob the Builder is on Melbgirl's floor. Weight loss. Homeschooling. Loud children.
2,000
Posters start going to bed. Melbgirl gets her letter posted and doesn't remember if this was exciting. Flying Angel offers more shamelessness. Housework. Taking away toys. Kerry's son is sick again.
2004
Darla's starved. Babies. Darla doesn't eat cereal or drink coffee. (What happened to her Fiber One?) Sharra offers her children to the transfer station. Darla grabs the toast and orange juice. Everyone wants pictures of Kerry's island. The Central Child Trading Bank opens for business.
Noco loses her quotes and gives Sharra a vacation, then makes biscuits and gravy for us before the basketball game. She has a fun day then makes us banana bread.
Cat barf. Waiting on people hand and foot. The roles of CCT Bank branches are defined. Don't send Kerry your pets. She takes a four hour nap, wakes up dehydrated, but invents a cleaning game and sings us a song.
Hungry. 1971 -- it's all about Kerry. Water. No Mr. Hypno in the CCT Bank. Taco Bell.
We need to plan an anniversary party for the forum.
Waiting on Noco hand and foot.
Anniversary Party Planning Note: MP will fly us up to Canada and play the French Horn for us.
Taco Bell. Cereal. Housework. Taco Bell. Lady Mysts' pillow isn't calling her. It's giving her the finger. Lurkers. Lurkers learning secrets. No secrets. Kung Foo Pillow. 1976 -- it's all about Lady Myst. Cleaning ovens vs. fireplaces. Moons and flashes threatening the lurkers.
Kerry:
( | )
Does this post make my butt look big?"
____
Mom's like being alone!
Melbgirl conquers her paper clutter, pads her posts and makes us tea, dinner and mini-pizzas. Flying Angel posts shamelessly with an upset tummy. Prescriptions, rice, Splenda, going on cleaning strike, stages a walk-out on MIL. Prayer request (post 39542). Taco Bell.
Norma is spending very long days out in reality!
Pole Dancer/Home Depot Sales Associate (post 39569). Norma is shameless. Kerry's finished gluing tiles. Reality. Shamelessly dancing with shovels for money and small butts (less than an inch wide).
Kerry seems stuck but is looking for grout and sealant. Notting Hill. Child had nightmares. People catch up on shamelessness. Children having too many needs. LadyMyst thinks Siberia is the answer. Maybe she just needs the CCT Bank.
LadyMyst:
My Dh just came out of the bedroom from his nap after hearing the meltdown and he said, quoted as best I can recall'
"Jesus H Christ Joseph! Your mother is trying to renew her freakin spirit. Can you throw her a bone??!!"
Son, "Daddy, I don't have a bone!"
______
Melbgirl loves the '80s and has a goal of hitting 3,300. Karen confesses to being a craft-supplies addict, especially paints. Morgy is a decorating fiend. Flying Angel's house is still clean. (WOO HOO!!) Then she sings for us!! Morgy's centerpiece. SingSnap and MySpace Karaoke!!
Karen's curtains. Coupons. Karen's curtains and paints. Kevin Sorbo. Lady Myst's DD has a Troll Journal (aka, Control Journal). Karen rapid-clicks her paint addiction inventory.
Sharra is having DS bedtime agitation. BZ can't get her messages. Flying Angel thinks she's mean. And she is shamelessly overbooked with appointments. Oscars. Birthweights. Kids getting bigger. Snot's cheap. Medical chatter. Birthweights. Waving at/threatening Lurkers.
Melbgirl's bank isn't helpful. Darla campaigns for a snot reference. OK! You win though I don't like campaigns. Laundry. Socks. Curtains. Bunk beds. Fast food. Time zone difference. Washer/Dryer repairs. Melbgirl fixes her quotes.
More shamelessness and then:
Darla:
{sings} alllll byyyyyy myyyysseeElllLLLFFFFF
Duuunnnnwannnabbbeeeee allll byyy myyseelfff
Oscars.
[Editor's note: I don't understand the next comment. LOL!!]
Darla:
Wonders what it must be like to come here at 2 PM and watch a bunch of tired women post like their life depended on it making no sense.
Kristi:
We're supposed to make sense?
[Editor's note: ??]
Re: Lurkers. Motive. Not going there. "No sirrrreeee bobbarooonieeeeee." We're supposed to make sense? Why? Why? Why not? Why not?
[Editor's note: I'm laughing/crying now!]
Darla:
Reading what I read is someone else's responsibility.
[Editor's note: Yes, you read that right!]
Darla:
REMEMBERING what I read is someone else's responsibility - like Kerry's or Flycat's for instance.
[Editor's note: OH NO!! What if we don't know what you've read?]
Someone make Darla do 30 minutes of walking/running. Get her in the AM!!
Sharra is NOT asleep. Walking. Mystery acronyms. Melbgirl announces WW3.
Shamelessly striving for page 2,000. Bob the Builder. Invisible dead people. Darla's hungry again. Pissy-nay-sayers. Melbgirl is hungry and offers no food this time. Bob the Builder is on Melbgirl's floor. Weight loss. Homeschooling. Loud children.
2,000
Posters start going to bed. Melbgirl gets her letter posted and doesn't remember if this was exciting. Flying Angel offers more shamelessness. Housework. Taking away toys. Kerry's son is sick again.
2004
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Happy Birthday, Lady Myst!!!
Jo needs shamelessness before taking killer test. Is it dinner or tea? High obesity rates in northern USA.
Karen trying to be shameless amongst unwanted family attention. Lady Myst productive in less than 15 minutes. Shameless! Morgy wants to do a BTR podcast when Keaf arranges calling plan. Yay!
Happy Birthday, Lady Myst!!!
Lady Myst announces date night and shares plan to ensnare possibly unwilling husband involving sending him to Morgy's for training. Or tea for the bears.
BZ confused about recent confusion. Meg having trouble finding her q. Ella's cuteness prevents her from becoming stew. The Hoff wishes Lady Myst a happy birthday. BHG pops in to play after WHB and exercise. Woohoo. Morgi manages work and shamelessness simultaneously.
More talk of tea. Lyse shares knowledge gleaned from Coronation Street. Split pea soup. Noco's dinner unable to get itself into the crockpot. BHG takes a shower. Random google images searches are fun, but not in front of children.
Congratulations Morgy, on 2000 posts!
Calvin & Hobbes. Sad news about Morgy's friend's husband. BZ preparing parking space for Lego or Morgy. Sharra has nothing to do. Yay!! Noco gives us more Calvin & Hobbes.
BZ's quote of the day : "Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people". Kerry has a new name. Shazzy screams. Poor little Danny needs eyedrops. Walking dog. Fridges, due dates, c-sections. Kids stuck into place with duct tape. Shamelessness reaches new heights at school movie night. Kids, chocolates, tampons, brothers.
Melbgirl too young to be a grandmother!
Phew. My first blogpost.
1965
Karen trying to be shameless amongst unwanted family attention. Lady Myst productive in less than 15 minutes. Shameless! Morgy wants to do a BTR podcast when Keaf arranges calling plan. Yay!
Happy Birthday, Lady Myst!!!
Lady Myst announces date night and shares plan to ensnare possibly unwilling husband involving sending him to Morgy's for training. Or tea for the bears.
BZ confused about recent confusion. Meg having trouble finding her q. Ella's cuteness prevents her from becoming stew. The Hoff wishes Lady Myst a happy birthday. BHG pops in to play after WHB and exercise. Woohoo. Morgi manages work and shamelessness simultaneously.
More talk of tea. Lyse shares knowledge gleaned from Coronation Street. Split pea soup. Noco's dinner unable to get itself into the crockpot. BHG takes a shower. Random google images searches are fun, but not in front of children.
Congratulations Morgy, on 2000 posts!
Calvin & Hobbes. Sad news about Morgy's friend's husband. BZ preparing parking space for Lego or Morgy. Sharra has nothing to do. Yay!! Noco gives us more Calvin & Hobbes.
BZ's quote of the day : "Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people". Kerry has a new name. Shazzy screams. Poor little Danny needs eyedrops. Walking dog. Fridges, due dates, c-sections. Kids stuck into place with duct tape. Shamelessness reaches new heights at school movie night. Kids, chocolates, tampons, brothers.
Melbgirl too young to be a grandmother!
Phew. My first blogpost.
1965
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Fax number found! Free robot sex!
Aussie Jem stays off the computer until after noon, but busts out in shamelessness.
MP's computer is fixed. Morgy DJs and pees. Shamelessness continues. Mocha. Housework. Morgy finds her kitchen several times. Cramps, cold weather and no gas. Kerry wants Bella. Does this affect the adoption agreement with Melbgirl?
Melbgirl finds the fax number, but it's not about adoption.
Noco: "What's the difference between a brown-noser and a sh!thead? Depth perception."
Free robot sex (page 1949)
Lyse can't find the thread she was following. Page 1950 is just a mess!
1500$ on groceries a year. Kerry wouldn't make pizza while Renae takes a nap. Lyse makes bread and a cream cheese sandwich.
Kerry:
I'm hungry. Why won't my five year old make my dinner?
I told him too. He said "I'm playing Wii Lego Batman."
I said "Yeah, but I'm playing on the computer."
He replied, "But you don't have an addiction."
He doesn't know me at all.
Lady Myst wants to get drunk. FCB says meditation which gets read as medication. We want to get drunk. Renae can't because she has to work. Lyse thinks we're behaving.
(Whispering very softly: Please requisition new keyboards if you have missing letters. Thank you! A devoted reader.)
Migraines and clusters. People don't want to fix dinner. Nuggen comes through!
1954
MP's computer is fixed. Morgy DJs and pees. Shamelessness continues. Mocha. Housework. Morgy finds her kitchen several times. Cramps, cold weather and no gas. Kerry wants Bella. Does this affect the adoption agreement with Melbgirl?
Melbgirl finds the fax number, but it's not about adoption.
Noco: "What's the difference between a brown-noser and a sh!thead? Depth perception."
Free robot sex (page 1949)
Lyse can't find the thread she was following. Page 1950 is just a mess!
1500$ on groceries a year. Kerry wouldn't make pizza while Renae takes a nap. Lyse makes bread and a cream cheese sandwich.
Kerry:
I'm hungry. Why won't my five year old make my dinner?
I told him too. He said "I'm playing Wii Lego Batman."
I said "Yeah, but I'm playing on the computer."
He replied, "But you don't have an addiction."
He doesn't know me at all.
Lady Myst wants to get drunk. FCB says meditation which gets read as medication. We want to get drunk. Renae can't because she has to work. Lyse thinks we're behaving.
(Whispering very softly: Please requisition new keyboards if you have missing letters. Thank you! A devoted reader.)
Migraines and clusters. People don't want to fix dinner. Nuggen comes through!
1954
Shameless Advertising... Morgy DJing..lol
I could not think of anything more shameless than me advertising....
I will be filling in as a DJ 6am-9am EST (about 5 hours from now) at www.partycentralradio.com. Need Winamp to hear it, click Broadband Online button on left to download the file to start WinAmp with.
Update for the thread:
Morgy breaks out pictures of Kerry's secret boyfriend to shock Renae with. Renae wants me, so Morgy shows off the pr0n pic with veggies. Renae disappears for some reason!
1943
I will be filling in as a DJ 6am-9am EST (about 5 hours from now) at www.partycentralradio.com. Need Winamp to hear it, click Broadband Online button on left to download the file to start WinAmp with.
Update for the thread:
Morgy breaks out pictures of Kerry's secret boyfriend to shock Renae with. Renae wants me, so Morgy shows off the pr0n pic with veggies. Renae disappears for some reason!
1943
Nesting, carpeting, phones calls/faxes, faith healing and rum
No one wants to get up early to shower. Flying Angel is nesting, posting like mad and the house better not have been messy when she got home. Nesting envy. We're a bad influence on Morgy!? She has a record breaking morning.
Aussie Jem rapid-clicks, announcing that computer time is being removed from her morning routine.
Sharra: "We are the people your parents warned you about!"
Lyse shoots, eats and leaves.
Quebec needs carpeting. They can have Jo's. Her kids have allergies. She's updating her virus protection. Killa test on Friday. Kerry takes a break from housework and gives FCB another vacation to read magazines.
People still hate making phone calls. Carpeting. Kerry saves Noco's dinner, but not in time for the roast. Sick child. BZ contemplates stimulus recipes and stutters shamelessly and is full of love. Renae makes lunch for us.
Ginnie rapid-clicks but seems to have a fast internet connection. Sharra's DS is screaming. Shameless whore bunnies shed crocodile tears at rapid-clicking. Pink-haired cat looks intrigued.
Ginnie's connection slows down = more posts. She is shamelessly amused and leaves us with a poem: "I'm going to go take a nap because I feel like crap."
Hoff!! Stop using the intercom to contact Sharra. The Lost chart. Ella/Bella in her shoes because she ate the utton/button. Isabelle of the Corn wears shoes, too.
Melbgirl has Kerry's adoption papers ready to fax. Carpeting. Phone calls. Ella/Bella. Karen cries for Darla and Ginnie to come back. They do!
Darth Vader joins the procession. Headaches, French CD. Sharra's planning togetherness lunchtimes for the summer. Ginnie's not feeling well. Karen cheers her up with talk of Michaels.
Splinters from firewood. Big brothers tease too much. Melbgirl can't find the fax number in her paper clutter and rapid-clicks shamelessly.
Kerry bans stimulus recipes and performs a faith healing for headaches. Tall rum drink. Faith healing. Paper clutter. Rum drinks. Morgy is all about service!!
Productivity is ON tomorrow!! Shameless Productivity!!
Qwest needs better customer service.
1942
Aussie Jem rapid-clicks, announcing that computer time is being removed from her morning routine.
Sharra: "We are the people your parents warned you about!"
Lyse shoots, eats and leaves.
Quebec needs carpeting. They can have Jo's. Her kids have allergies. She's updating her virus protection. Killa test on Friday. Kerry takes a break from housework and gives FCB another vacation to read magazines.
People still hate making phone calls. Carpeting. Kerry saves Noco's dinner, but not in time for the roast. Sick child. BZ contemplates stimulus recipes and stutters shamelessly and is full of love. Renae makes lunch for us.
Ginnie rapid-clicks but seems to have a fast internet connection. Sharra's DS is screaming. Shameless whore bunnies shed crocodile tears at rapid-clicking. Pink-haired cat looks intrigued.
Ginnie's connection slows down = more posts. She is shamelessly amused and leaves us with a poem: "I'm going to go take a nap because I feel like crap."
Hoff!! Stop using the intercom to contact Sharra. The Lost chart. Ella/Bella in her shoes because she ate the utton/button. Isabelle of the Corn wears shoes, too.
Melbgirl has Kerry's adoption papers ready to fax. Carpeting. Phone calls. Ella/Bella. Karen cries for Darla and Ginnie to come back. They do!
Darth Vader joins the procession. Headaches, French CD. Sharra's planning togetherness lunchtimes for the summer. Ginnie's not feeling well. Karen cheers her up with talk of Michaels.
Splinters from firewood. Big brothers tease too much. Melbgirl can't find the fax number in her paper clutter and rapid-clicks shamelessly.
Kerry bans stimulus recipes and performs a faith healing for headaches. Tall rum drink. Faith healing. Paper clutter. Rum drinks. Morgy is all about service!!
Productivity is ON tomorrow!! Shameless Productivity!!
Qwest needs better customer service.
1942
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
The sheets, food and Darla
Noco won't declutter the sheets. Kristi falls asleep in her training seminar. The house doesn't get messy if no one is home. Winning money. Stimulating, like the condom dress. MoC finds the money. Karen invents the Bathe-In Movie Theatre.
Melbgirl calls out to 11 lurkers. Friends don't let friends drive drunk, but then some friends puke in your car on the way home. Job issues.
Lyse stalks Kerry and likes her shirt.
Lady Myst's DS: "Mom, I took a crap, can you come wipe my butt?????"
Jo stirs the pot. She's been decluttering, too! Sharra tsks the stirring.
Noco saves the sheets!! HOORAY!!
Some people are still sick, some are not. Chocolate. Cheapskates. Renae greets us. (What lovely manners!)
HAWT BOOTS!! Lyse changes a diaper. Karen is WHBing. Kerry thinks they're both lucky. Cheapskates are wieners.
Very Smiley Smiley!
Taunting the computer! Feeding frenzy. EPT. Wal-Mart greeters. Raiding the kids candy. Chocolate man!! (See previous blog entry.) He's like Keaf on coffee.
Tequila sunrises. Dental work. Anti-stress tea. Talking on the phone.
Darla graces the Shameless Thread! The crowd goes wild!
Dental chatter. Rapid-clicking is cheating.
PARTY!!
Kerry decluttered her MP costumes. Talking on the phone. In honor of Darla's return, there will be no hotlinking! What is hotlinking? Popcorn.
1927
Melbgirl calls out to 11 lurkers. Friends don't let friends drive drunk, but then some friends puke in your car on the way home. Job issues.
Lyse stalks Kerry and likes her shirt.
Lady Myst's DS: "Mom, I took a crap, can you come wipe my butt?????"
Jo stirs the pot. She's been decluttering, too! Sharra tsks the stirring.
Noco saves the sheets!! HOORAY!!
Some people are still sick, some are not. Chocolate. Cheapskates. Renae greets us. (What lovely manners!)
HAWT BOOTS!! Lyse changes a diaper. Karen is WHBing. Kerry thinks they're both lucky. Cheapskates are wieners.
Very Smiley Smiley!
Taunting the computer! Feeding frenzy. EPT. Wal-Mart greeters. Raiding the kids candy. Chocolate man!! (See previous blog entry.) He's like Keaf on coffee.
Tequila sunrises. Dental work. Anti-stress tea. Talking on the phone.
Darla graces the Shameless Thread! The crowd goes wild!
Dental chatter. Rapid-clicking is cheating.
PARTY!!
Kerry decluttered her MP costumes. Talking on the phone. In honor of Darla's return, there will be no hotlinking! What is hotlinking? Popcorn.
1927
Jo likes Smilin' Bob from the Enzyte commercials or Extenz or Something.
BZ's rainbow siggy was stolen by FCB.
It returned later, much smaller.
Mistress of Chaos has been really shameless. She's had no choice. Someone poured gorilla glue in her chair.
We missed Lyse this weekend.
Where's MP?
Darla~ is back!
Popeye John and Crab avatars are back. Comments about them confuse some, but Sharra just snorts.
Sharra's daughter never gets Valentines and she can't sing.
Her girls are going to have a fight to the death. Break out the stain lifters and the garbage bags.
Karen says "...when my sons were little (maybe 7 or 8 and 10 or 11) I got so fed up I made a "Brothers Divorce" paper and made them sign it and told them, there! now you're not brothers any more, you can't have anything to do with each other, just pretend the other doesn't exist. It lasted about half an hour."
Renae keeps us aware of lurkers.
Lady_Myst Jodi feels that she was too shameless with her rainbow tale, but we assure her that it's okay. Morgy has much more shameless stories from her bachelorette party, but won't share them here.
Jodi's dh is lurking over her shoulder and thinks dh stands for dick-head. LOL.
Kerry says 10 days with son = bad news.
Karen posts a dress made from rainbow winkie-covers. It's cute. Jo is willing to model it.
A discussion of naming children and pets and being called by sibling's names.
Meg made her ed.
Noco Christy's son likes to poo while she showers.
Kerry creates a new word. Dirtly.
Morgy lives in a beautiful cave. No trolls.
We feel sad for a poster on another thread.
Still celebrating new pages. Shameless.
Unicorns crap rainbows.
There is some debate about whether a man made out of chocolate is creepy or alluring. I vote for alluring.
Some brainstorming for family togetherness meal ideas for Sharra, whose hubby has a new schedule at work.
1902ish with a couple of later posts that I remembered thrown in.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Shameless is as Shameless does
Dinner. Relaxing. Subpar Valentine's Days. Mistress of Chaos returns!
Noco's cleaning up puke. LadyMyst nails a whole page! Thumbkin. LadyMyst moons and flashes the lurkers.
3Ring nails a whole page! Valentine's Day stories. Housework. Karen is a good accountant! (Get some money for us!) Vacuums. Mr. Willow is joining the board. Children on their parents' last nerves.
3Ring: "WOO HOO...Top poster of the Day, Baby!!! :D
Come to Mama! :P "
Kristi's new camera. YAY!! People in their 20s and 30s feeling old. Norma finds the chocolate! YAY!! Post count chatter. Internet connection troubles. Melbgirl is adopting Kerry. Melbgirl finds the substance and becomes shameless, but even her lurker leaves.
The Rock of Love Bus. Rain and thunder. The Muppet Whatnot Designer.
It's a party! (Kerry said so. See page 1881.)
Rainbows and the infamous words:
LadyMyst:
"...i should be telling myself not to do the tmi thing..."
"i will tell you a story..."
See pages 1883-1890.
[Editor's note: We can not abridge the shamelessness that transpires. It was all shameless!]
Rainbows. Jamie Durie. Toothfairies, Santa, Mickey Mouse.
Shamelessness grows quiet as some posters go to sleep or deal with reality.
I have to get BZ's rainbow back to her.
1893
1891
Noco's cleaning up puke. LadyMyst nails a whole page! Thumbkin. LadyMyst moons and flashes the lurkers.
3Ring nails a whole page! Valentine's Day stories. Housework. Karen is a good accountant! (Get some money for us!) Vacuums. Mr. Willow is joining the board. Children on their parents' last nerves.
3Ring: "WOO HOO...Top poster of the Day, Baby!!! :D
Come to Mama! :P "
Kristi's new camera. YAY!! People in their 20s and 30s feeling old. Norma finds the chocolate! YAY!! Post count chatter. Internet connection troubles. Melbgirl is adopting Kerry. Melbgirl finds the substance and becomes shameless, but even her lurker leaves.
The Rock of Love Bus. Rain and thunder. The Muppet Whatnot Designer.
It's a party! (Kerry said so. See page 1881.)
Rainbows and the infamous words:
LadyMyst:
"...i should be telling myself not to do the tmi thing..."
"i will tell you a story..."
See pages 1883-1890.
[Editor's note: We can not abridge the shamelessness that transpires. It was all shameless!]
Rainbows. Jamie Durie. Toothfairies, Santa, Mickey Mouse.
Shamelessness grows quiet as some posters go to sleep or deal with reality.
I have to get BZ's rainbow back to her.
1893
1891
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Valentine's Day
More children up put on transfer status. Five Australians that are good at running up and down stairs. (This is a good laundry and putting-things-away skill!!) Kerry is up too early and puts herself on transfer status.
Mean Mom Merchandise, in case it wasn't included before. (I think it was.)
Kerry posts good suggestions to herself and wishes us a Happy Valentine's Day (HVD)
Willow Shamelessly counts her posts as they accumulate.
HVD messages!
Kristi "Add Reply"s "Add Reply"s "Add Reply"s "Add Reply"s "Add Reply"s "Add Reply"s and is shameless productive, too. Sixteen copies of the same post! Shameless!!
Willow studies at the feet of the Master! CUPCAKES!!
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LOLcats and a lovely man on the couch.
Too much chocolate. More chocolate. People are stuck to their computers. Sharra sings the Clash and tell of her shameless plans.
1861
Mean Mom Merchandise, in case it wasn't included before. (I think it was.)
Kerry posts good suggestions to herself and wishes us a Happy Valentine's Day (HVD)
Willow Shamelessly counts her posts as they accumulate.
HVD messages!
Kristi "Add Reply"s "Add Reply"s "Add Reply"s "Add Reply"s "Add Reply"s "Add Reply"s and is shameless productive, too. Sixteen copies of the same post! Shameless!!
Willow studies at the feet of the Master! CUPCAKES!!
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LOLcats and a lovely man on the couch.
Too much chocolate. More chocolate. People are stuck to their computers. Sharra sings the Clash and tell of her shameless plans.
1861
Lady Myst steals the show
Karen is a good mother, which pisses off her daughter. More Tahiti! YES!! They have flying pigs in Tahiti!! Some with flowers!!
Drama. Another child "transfer" (payment optional?). People are their children's ages. Kids suck you dry, unless they're asleep, and they make time go by too quickly.
Jo pads her post count and brings a party along with her, makes a mess and cleans it up. Then announces she's boring. (Never! Well, maybe the bite-sized pretzels.) Noco brings a party along, makes a mess and cleans it up. Drama, but they're staying out of it. (Jo studies dramatic topics.)
DHs are snoring. Kerry's shopping for dream rooms. Posters are going to bed. (Jo's Anthropology homework . . . hmmm . . . scribble, scribble, highlight, scribble . . . I didn't know that! . . . scribble, scribble, NO WAY! Scribble, highlight . . . There! All done!)
freakidn kwuvors, with dresling kwyz in thq etpmh place! (Yes, you read that right.)
Lady Myst isn't feeling well, doesn't have any cheese, and an f'in bird was caacaa'ing.
Oh my, Lady Myst is very shameless.
She starts "The Modified Gettysburg Address,"
hits 500,
and,
for an Victory Encore --
NO!
It can't be!
It is!!
(I hope you Veteran Shameless Posters are sitting down!)
(This is an exceptional Valentine's Day Gift!!)
(I won't keep you waiting another minute.)
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall!!! WOO HOO!!
It's a golden moment!! She stops at 98 bottles, but keeps on singing a shameless medley of hits!!!
AND THEN, she posts shamelessly all the way through to a NEW PAGE!
THAT is shameless!!
1851
Drama. Another child "transfer" (payment optional?). People are their children's ages. Kids suck you dry, unless they're asleep, and they make time go by too quickly.
Jo pads her post count and brings a party along with her, makes a mess and cleans it up. Then announces she's boring. (Never! Well, maybe the bite-sized pretzels.) Noco brings a party along, makes a mess and cleans it up. Drama, but they're staying out of it. (Jo studies dramatic topics.)
DHs are snoring. Kerry's shopping for dream rooms. Posters are going to bed. (Jo's Anthropology homework . . . hmmm . . . scribble, scribble, highlight, scribble . . . I didn't know that! . . . scribble, scribble, NO WAY! Scribble, highlight . . . There! All done!)
freakidn kwuvors, with dresling kwyz in thq etpmh place! (Yes, you read that right.)
Lady Myst isn't feeling well, doesn't have any cheese, and an f'in bird was caacaa'ing.
Oh my, Lady Myst is very shameless.
She starts "The Modified Gettysburg Address,"
hits 500,
and,
for an Victory Encore --
NO!
It can't be!
It is!!
(I hope you Veteran Shameless Posters are sitting down!)
(This is an exceptional Valentine's Day Gift!!)
(I won't keep you waiting another minute.)
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall!!! WOO HOO!!
It's a golden moment!! She stops at 98 bottles, but keeps on singing a shameless medley of hits!!!
AND THEN, she posts shamelessly all the way through to a NEW PAGE!
THAT is shameless!!
1851
Friday, February 13, 2009
Hey.
Meg got a cute new puppy named Kobe.
Women can share cycles virtually. Unfortunately for their husbands, today and tomorrow are Valentine's Day, depending on where we are.
For those who are not in a Valentine-y mood, Jo says "My mother gave me a recipe for chicken: take some chicken parts and put it in a glass jar. Leave it in the sun for a week or two. Then cook him the chicken and serve with a smile.
I have never made this recipe, but I have wanted to many times. If he gets sick, blame it on peanut butter! (OK, I realize this is the internet so I must clarify--I am just kidding. Do not try this at home for reals. I am trying to make you smile .)"
Random Cheeky Challenge is a fun and motivating thread.
Athena discovered Shameless Lite. It's a hit! Telemarketers beware. She is not in the mood for your crap right now.
Norma had to help her BO mother scrub grout.
Keaf is addicted to Morgy and calls constantly.
Ah, I see Sharra is banging her head again. There must be a new annoying thread.
Yes. Apparently there is and we are going to try not to lurk there.
No. Wrong. Some people want to stir the pot. Cover me, I'm going in, say some.
Karen's baby is growing up and her brothers are torturing her about new boyfriend. Dinner should be interesting. Hide the bowling balls.
Noco hit 2K!
Renae is making cool Ipod-y valentine's from Family Fun magazine for the Girl Scout troop. Next time she will shop instead. Her dd is a super cookie seller.
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Women can share cycles virtually. Unfortunately for their husbands, today and tomorrow are Valentine's Day, depending on where we are.
For those who are not in a Valentine-y mood, Jo says "My mother gave me a recipe for chicken: take some chicken parts and put it in a glass jar. Leave it in the sun for a week or two. Then cook him the chicken and serve with a smile.
I have never made this recipe, but I have wanted to many times. If he gets sick, blame it on peanut butter! (OK, I realize this is the internet so I must clarify--I am just kidding. Do not try this at home for reals. I am trying to make you smile .)"
Random Cheeky Challenge is a fun and motivating thread.
Athena discovered Shameless Lite. It's a hit! Telemarketers beware. She is not in the mood for your crap right now.
Norma had to help her BO mother scrub grout.
Keaf is addicted to Morgy and calls constantly.
Ah, I see Sharra is banging her head again. There must be a new annoying thread.
Yes. Apparently there is and we are going to try not to lurk there.
No. Wrong. Some people want to stir the pot. Cover me, I'm going in, say some.
Karen's baby is growing up and her brothers are torturing her about new boyfriend. Dinner should be interesting. Hide the bowling balls.
Noco hit 2K!
Renae is making cool Ipod-y valentine's from Family Fun magazine for the Girl Scout troop. Next time she will shop instead. Her dd is a super cookie seller.
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Thursday, February 12, 2009
Ah, what the heck. Here's an update while I read and catch up.
Willow got 100 before leaving to babysit.
Washing your floors with wet dog may not be the best idea.
FCB cleans oven and now her house is odorific.
Jodi has a NSDH. Real friends offer you the Bat of Male Understanding and post hysterical toilet pics. Jodi may be interested in VP of Toilet Safety.
Apparently leather is the way to celebrate 9th anniversaries. More boots. Leather ones. Booty2 would like them.
Koala bear Sam may not be a true representation of Aussie compassion during the fire. More research is needed.
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Washing your floors with wet dog may not be the best idea.
FCB cleans oven and now her house is odorific.
Jodi has a NSDH. Real friends offer you the Bat of Male Understanding and post hysterical toilet pics. Jodi may be interested in VP of Toilet Safety.
Apparently leather is the way to celebrate 9th anniversaries. More boots. Leather ones. Booty2 would like them.
Koala bear Sam may not be a true representation of Aussie compassion during the fire. More research is needed.
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Lincoln's Birthday (but, shamelessly, no mention.)
Pregnant at 40 and beyond. No Hasselhoff underwear. Up in the middle of the night with kids. Stay well people, don't get sick again! Jo has no title at almost 1,900 posts? Cookies. Laundry. Socks. Underwear.
Sam the Kuala bear:
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/9/128786938045023799.jpg
Underwear. Morgy needs a BTR show. ShamelessLite. Plaid and polka dots. Dog baths.
Kerry accepts the Award for Shameless Extensions.
Dog beauty photos. Underwear. DH rant. Toilets. Morgy fixes two of them. Oven cleaning. Cookies. Red leather outfits. BOOTS!! (Not the same ones, though.) Man in leather with leash.
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Sam the Kuala bear:
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/9/128786938045023799.jpg
Underwear. Morgy needs a BTR show. ShamelessLite. Plaid and polka dots. Dog baths.
Kerry accepts the Award for Shameless Extensions.
Dog beauty photos. Underwear. DH rant. Toilets. Morgy fixes two of them. Oven cleaning. Cookies. Red leather outfits. BOOTS!! (Not the same ones, though.) Man in leather with leash.
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Kristi's Birthday, cleaning your oven with the girls
Cleaning the oven with the girls. New coffee mugs. Kitchen fire. Making new pages. Doing Kerry's housework, but everyone else shamelessly wants theirs done. Getting drunk and frisky.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTI!!!
Doing laundry and drinking and making cards. Renae is making pages like, um, well, like Kristi. We deserve chocolate.
[Seven hours without shamelessness. Thread dropped to page three.]
[SHAMELESS!]
Three bathrooms is not enough for three kids. MP thinks this is drivel.
Hit Me Baby One More Time = Oops! I Did it Again. Kitchen fire.
-- We interrupt the shamelessness to ask that you test your smoke detectors! --
-- And get some fire extinguishers --
Leechblock (yeah, like you want to stop the shameless behavior.) Guinness Boobs of World Records.
Jo bakes more bread. Last day of cookie sales. LadyMyst posts in syllables! Dental work. Studying for urinalysis test. Extra tabs and windows in browsers. Jo offers amazing deal on her child -- FREE! -- but he's a crash 'em up derby vacuumer.
False boot alarm. Computer type and Dora's monkey. Amish and Mennonites. Kerry doesn't pay for the kids she buys. Get Adblock Plus for Mozilla Firefox!
Cleaning the oven. Guinness Boobs. Butt nugget.
More drinks for Kristi's birthday!
Boobs. New purse. Dental work. Sharra seems bored. Reading. Reading in French. Horsesforcourses announces "I'm shameless, too!" HOORAY!! Aussie Jem slips back into shamelessness.
JDsMom calls "Vice President/Sergeant at Arms" for a title.
Renae announces 500 with a lovely graphic!
MP is impatient for this so here it goes.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTI!!!
Doing laundry and drinking and making cards. Renae is making pages like, um, well, like Kristi. We deserve chocolate.
[Seven hours without shamelessness. Thread dropped to page three.]
[SHAMELESS!]
Three bathrooms is not enough for three kids. MP thinks this is drivel.
Hit Me Baby One More Time = Oops! I Did it Again. Kitchen fire.
-- We interrupt the shamelessness to ask that you test your smoke detectors! --
-- And get some fire extinguishers --
Leechblock (yeah, like you want to stop the shameless behavior.) Guinness Boobs of World Records.
Jo bakes more bread. Last day of cookie sales. LadyMyst posts in syllables! Dental work. Studying for urinalysis test. Extra tabs and windows in browsers. Jo offers amazing deal on her child -- FREE! -- but he's a crash 'em up derby vacuumer.
False boot alarm. Computer type and Dora's monkey. Amish and Mennonites. Kerry doesn't pay for the kids she buys. Get Adblock Plus for Mozilla Firefox!
Cleaning the oven. Guinness Boobs. Butt nugget.
More drinks for Kristi's birthday!
Boobs. New purse. Dental work. Sharra seems bored. Reading. Reading in French. Horsesforcourses announces "I'm shameless, too!" HOORAY!! Aussie Jem slips back into shamelessness.
JDsMom calls "Vice President/Sergeant at Arms" for a title.
Renae announces 500 with a lovely graphic!
MP is impatient for this so here it goes.
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009
The Shamelessness Continues
Ah, the decompression chamber. Sick kids. Toilets. Español. Toilets.
Gordon Ramsey. Regis. Morgy still has no title?? Regis. The Convention. High-fives!!
Homemade Cheetos. Cookies. Snow. Underwear. Crisis cleaning. Valentine's Day tree. Crisis update. Sharra finishes her ironing!!
Eye irritant. Truck problem. MP lurking around noon fully clothed.
[We regret the First Edition error reporting MP to be lurking at midnight.]
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Gordon Ramsey. Regis. Morgy still has no title?? Regis. The Convention. High-fives!!
Homemade Cheetos. Cookies. Snow. Underwear. Crisis cleaning. Valentine's Day tree. Crisis update. Sharra finishes her ironing!!
Eye irritant. Truck problem. MP lurking around noon fully clothed.
[We regret the First Edition error reporting MP to be lurking at midnight.]
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Monday, February 9, 2009
Butt Nugget Day
Karen gets a loan, wants to be helpful but is too stressed to care. Noco moves back up to page one of overall posters!
Sex toy mystery -- page 1797.
Here's the link:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25027147-17001,00.html
Crappy drivers. Legless animals jokes. Kerry's clean stove. Renae hits 400!
Fires in Australia. Soup. Sharra's about to rant about DH. Christy/Kristi/Kris Club. BZ giant happy rainbow will NOT be diminished. Sharra's rant about DH.
Sweeping the floor. Butt nuggets. Woman fused to toilet seat. Toilets. Butt nuggets.
Love and a new day!
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Sex toy mystery -- page 1797.
Here's the link:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25027147-17001,00.html
Crappy drivers. Legless animals jokes. Kerry's clean stove. Renae hits 400!
Fires in Australia. Soup. Sharra's about to rant about DH. Christy/Kristi/Kris Club. BZ giant happy rainbow will NOT be diminished. Sharra's rant about DH.
Sweeping the floor. Butt nuggets. Woman fused to toilet seat. Toilets. Butt nuggets.
Love and a new day!
1803
Monday, Monday
Does anyone have a recipe for MYO Cheetos?
Libraries are nice unless they turn off the lights 15 minutes before closing. (Libraries in my area don't do that, MelbGirl!)
FCB fell for the trick questions on her exam!
Shazzyk is sick, but she hits 1000!!!.
Norma hits 1500! Norma shops with a list. Last week was a junk-food eating disaster.
Lyse hits 666!
Lady Myst - Jodi - hits 300!
Jodi woke up - "Holy crap! I was listening to my cleaning cd and it ended. Went quiet but I kept working. All of a sudden, BLAM!!! Loud butt kicking music comes raging out of my poor stereo. I think I peed a little. It was husbands work-out fight music. Holy bat nuggets robin! I am awake now."
Meg says Hoobastank is good cleaning music. Well, she calls it Hooastank, because she refuses to replace that stupid dog-eaten B key on her keyboard. It's kind of funny, but I have to wonder if new people think she has "issues."
Kris will walk during break instead of playing on computer - Good choice!
BZ's new siggy is hard to re-size. She is sorry it's so big.
Jo is VERY busy.
People's kids are sick. We hate when kids are sick. We hate puke patrol too.
Noco says
"Yuck! Definitely no fun. I keep waiting until my kids are old enough to know what to do when they are gonna be sick. DS is 7 and still hasn't figured it out. He thinks that if he denies that he's gonna get sick, he won't.
It usually goes something like this.
DS: (waking up from sleep crying) no... no
Me:You're getting sick, let's go to the bathroom.
DS: (while burying himself deeper on the couch) no...no...no...no..no I'm not...
Me: Let's go
DS: no... I'm fine...no...no
Me: (trying to bend him over the edge of the couch above a bucket) No, you're gonna throw up. Throw up into the bucket.
DS: (still trying to get deeper in the couch, trying to hide under a blanket) No, I'm not... no... no I'm not
Me: put your face over the bucket, you're getting sick
DS: (still in denial and resisting assistance) No, I'm not! No I'm bbllleeeecchhhhhh (all over everything)
It's so much fun!"
and she adds: " I forgot to add the ending...
DS: (while moaning and groaning) I'm sicker than anyone has ever been in the history of the world!
Me: Yes dear.
LOL"
Lyse sings a pukey rainbow. "I can puke a rainbow, puke a rainbow, puke a rainbow too."
Karen has unplanned and unwanted vehicle repairs. It sucks.
Willow posts a Spaceballs poster. I love Spaceballs.
Several other people came by and posted silly pics.
That's all the news up to and including part of page 1796.
Libraries are nice unless they turn off the lights 15 minutes before closing. (Libraries in my area don't do that, MelbGirl!)
FCB fell for the trick questions on her exam!
Shazzyk is sick, but she hits 1000!!!.
Norma hits 1500! Norma shops with a list. Last week was a junk-food eating disaster.
Lyse hits 666!
Lady Myst - Jodi - hits 300!
Jodi woke up - "Holy crap! I was listening to my cleaning cd and it ended. Went quiet but I kept working. All of a sudden, BLAM!!! Loud butt kicking music comes raging out of my poor stereo. I think I peed a little. It was husbands work-out fight music. Holy bat nuggets robin! I am awake now."
Meg says Hoobastank is good cleaning music. Well, she calls it Hooastank, because she refuses to replace that stupid dog-eaten B key on her keyboard. It's kind of funny, but I have to wonder if new people think she has "issues."
Kris will walk during break instead of playing on computer - Good choice!
BZ's new siggy is hard to re-size. She is sorry it's so big.
Jo is VERY busy.
People's kids are sick. We hate when kids are sick. We hate puke patrol too.
Noco says
"Yuck! Definitely no fun. I keep waiting until my kids are old enough to know what to do when they are gonna be sick. DS is 7 and still hasn't figured it out. He thinks that if he denies that he's gonna get sick, he won't.
It usually goes something like this.
DS: (waking up from sleep crying) no... no
Me:You're getting sick, let's go to the bathroom.
DS: (while burying himself deeper on the couch) no...no...no...no..no I'm not...
Me: Let's go
DS: no... I'm fine...no...no
Me: (trying to bend him over the edge of the couch above a bucket) No, you're gonna throw up. Throw up into the bucket.
DS: (still trying to get deeper in the couch, trying to hide under a blanket) No, I'm not... no... no I'm not
Me: put your face over the bucket, you're getting sick
DS: (still in denial and resisting assistance) No, I'm not! No I'm bbllleeeecchhhhhh (all over everything)
It's so much fun!"
and she adds: " I forgot to add the ending...
DS: (while moaning and groaning) I'm sicker than anyone has ever been in the history of the world!
Me: Yes dear.
LOL"
Lyse sings a pukey rainbow. "I can puke a rainbow, puke a rainbow, puke a rainbow too."
Karen has unplanned and unwanted vehicle repairs. It sucks.
Willow posts a Spaceballs poster. I love Spaceballs.
Several other people came by and posted silly pics.
That's all the news up to and including part of page 1796.
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