Party favors, Morgy's Scrapbook Pages, Spring, Porn

Karen's craftroom is looking good. The rest of the house? Don't ask. Morgy's Digital Scrapbook Pages. Child harnesses. Triplets at Morgy's house? Fish. Baby preparations/appointments. Kristi mops too much. BabyStep 2-b is widening your butt. Kerry's emotional. We don't blame her! And she won't share hats with kids who might have lice. Reality should be against the law.

Where are the kitten pictures? The Shameless Swam is still injured. Morgy needs to write stories. BZ's Anniversary is coming up. We all fit in -- weird is good here. Andy Dick. BZ gets medals and we're invited to BZ's party.

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We choose party favors. Daggers? Outfits to wear/not wear. We all love each other. Fuzzy navel, sex on the beach. Drinks!! The Frog hops away. Perfect Pair timer. The Silver Penguin Clock. "It's My Party." but Mr. BZ doesn't share the penguin love. Bikini-clad Penguin. The Hoff. VP/Apathy saves the Teenages. Oh wait, it's Willy Wonka.

BZ has the bake sale crew at work in her house. A Nap Tradition. After the Philharmonic, Abby is left with the wine and the Lurkers. Funerals. MP was a lurker and gives hugs to all, even FCB.

Do you love LadyMyst now that she can dance? Never mind -- she was singing, not asking a question and notes "huffy doesn't work on shameless." Karen's geneology project. Child safety coloring book. Young Grandmothers.

Note to MP: A Warm Springtime Hug, Full of Sunshine and Big Flower Buds right back to You!

Kerry: "I hear whistling. What's all that whistling about?"

Morgy's Digital Scrapbook pages. (They're all good!!)

FCB: "I'm just whistling a happy song to cheer MP up so she stops swearing at me."

Housework music. The lurkers are stampeding in!! MP is buying us CDs.

THE SHAMELESS DINNER FIASCO AT FLYCAT'S (See post 45066.)

Jo gets a haircut and changes her avatar. Morgy finishes her apron. Date night runs into Saturday and Sunday, too. Misty wants that baby out. Sleeping on your stomache. Melbgirl looks for land.

Renae thinks she's been lazy!? Counts sheep.

Good mornings. Jo's first grader has big plans for spring break. They are not the same as Jo's. Plus there's a birthday party for Bubba. What color to paint the bedroom?

Egrets (see post 45152). There's porn thread going on. Saturday fun. Some Poster is Perfect and has Perfect Children and Home. BOOTS!! No, not those boots. Kerry is following Jo around with a camera. Jo's sister is a therapist, too! Someone is angry inside and has their Ph.D. in Denial.

Girl talk. Flowers. Flying affects everything. Let's send the Children of the Corn to the Perfect Poster. Kerry sings to us. AP Kindergarten has Astronaut Classes. PP fixes the Children of the Corn.

Kerry thinks she's mean!? Many choices for Renae's title. Sans Nom Bonbons Haricots. 1000 Post Strip Club!?

Morgy:

"I'mmmmm dreaming of a greeeeeeeenn Spri-ing!
Like all the ones I used to know!
Where the birds are singing,
the pools are glistening!
And birds procreate in the treeeeeeeessss! "

Sans Nom Bonbons Haricots = No Name Jelly Beans

Multilingual, Musical Team Captains About to Cure Cancer and Patent a Better Hoover!

Beat THAT!

Uh-oh! Plastic Fork Shooter Inventor Makes Contraption to Slam Doors in Your Face and Speaks Another Language That No One Understands. Dauzou Helps.

NEWO Bump-and-Grind. Sharra needs a pole. Kristi goes to look at a house. People want soup, but it's not ready yet. Porn thread continues. Soup is ready. 72 Lurkers!!

The Obscenity Daffodil (Madama Presidenta Obsceniteum) (see post 45275).

Spring pictures. Kristi's househunting report. Links to alleged porn thread (See post 45291). More of Kristi's househunting report. FCB's buds are bigger than Morgy's.

Kristi to Morgy: "I'll theripitize you if you do me!"

Kristi:

"It's been a while since I've been truly shameless."
"Ready?"
Rapid-Click Clutter!! WOO HOO!!
38 "Super Shameless!!!" posts.

FCB can spell porn but doesn't want to draw porn ads. She cleans up unfinished projects now.

The PRN brings the lurkers out in droves! Sharra's sister isn't a therapist and doesn't play the harp.

Sexy Fred. Morgy's Digital Scrapbook page. Noco forgets what shameless thing she was going to post. She gives us an entire paragraph in one post. People need to go to bed. Canadian Coppertone Ad (see Post #45394). Melbgirl's landhunting report. Jo was lurking. Waxing kit. Playdough. Massage. Sports. Porn. Therapists. [Editor's note: Is there Porn Therapy?]

The futon. Noco procrastinates, but not on thread cluttering.

Noco: " . . . my butt was missing the chair something fierce."

71 Lurkers to 6 Members = 11.83:1!!

Melbgirl procrastinates, but not on thread cluttering. The kids dawdle instead of getting ready for school. FCB's weight-loss!! WOO HOO!! Morgy's lilac! Sharra sweeps out the garage and pushes the cats out. Abby changes out the clothes in the closet.


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